Here's the grammar school insanity story of the day.
Comments (6)
"District spokesman Randy Wall said school administrators are stuck in the precarious position between the district's zero tolerance policy against having weapons at school and common sense."
I'm not sure common sense ever entered the picture.
I used to go to a high school run by such a pocket egomaniac: in fact, he got national exposure in 1982 when he came up with the absolutely brilliant idea of offering a cash reward to any students who turned in the names of anyone allegedly dealing drugs on campus. Let us never mind that he never actually got any dealers, that the worst problem with drugs on the whole campus came from the school football team locker room and those little darlings were sacrosanct, and that all this did was become a tool for the overly vindictive to harrass anybody their clique didn't like. Never mind that this was aggravated by his insisting upon strip searches of the victims. He had a positive tropism for TV cameras, and nobody bothered to note, until nearly a year later, that the high school didn't really have a drug problem until me made one.
The slimeball recently got a high school actually named after him, which is why I'm waiting for the logic to continue by seeing a psychiatric institute named after Charles Manson. It'll go really well with the George W. Bush Presidential Library.
Comments (6)
"District spokesman Randy Wall said school administrators are stuck in the precarious position between the district's zero tolerance policy against having weapons at school and common sense."
I'm not sure common sense ever entered the picture.
Posted by Gibby | September 12, 2008 12:11 PM
So once the metal blade as out of the plastic case it became a wepon? Same could be said of the sharpened pencil.
Morons, all of them.
Posted by Bim | September 12, 2008 12:47 PM
Zero tolerance guarantees nonzero stupidity.
Posted by Alan DeWitt | September 12, 2008 12:54 PM
It doesn't have to be sharp to be a weapon. No more books in the school, somebody could be beaten with one of them. ;)
Posted by Mike | September 12, 2008 3:13 PM
I used to go to a high school run by such a pocket egomaniac: in fact, he got national exposure in 1982 when he came up with the absolutely brilliant idea of offering a cash reward to any students who turned in the names of anyone allegedly dealing drugs on campus. Let us never mind that he never actually got any dealers, that the worst problem with drugs on the whole campus came from the school football team locker room and those little darlings were sacrosanct, and that all this did was become a tool for the overly vindictive to harrass anybody their clique didn't like. Never mind that this was aggravated by his insisting upon strip searches of the victims. He had a positive tropism for TV cameras, and nobody bothered to note, until nearly a year later, that the high school didn't really have a drug problem until me made one.
The slimeball recently got a high school actually named after him, which is why I'm waiting for the logic to continue by seeing a psychiatric institute named after Charles Manson. It'll go really well with the George W. Bush Presidential Library.
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | September 14, 2008 2:07 PM
"until me made one"
Naturally, I meant "he".
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | September 14, 2008 2:07 PM