Dear Lord, please make it stop
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Comments (18)
Do "The Trees" host an endorsement interview, or is it just a membership vote?
Were deciduous trees notified of this decision: I noticed Dembro's endorsement photo only includes the evergreens?
Those fir trees have always been a little fast and loose with their endorsements: very messy if you ask me.
Posted by Mister Tee | May 13, 2008 7:27 AM
Looks like the fantasy of an unreciprocated teen crush, complete with fabricated return love note just to enhance the illusion.
Posted by pdxnag | May 13, 2008 7:29 AM
Why do I sense a whole new cottage industry of political makeovers popping up? I thought Sam Adams was the only guy going for this kind of thing.
So much for saving the trees.
Posted by Steve | May 13, 2008 7:33 AM
I would be more impressed with male nurses and female figherfighters, but hey. It's hard to top those tree endorsements.
Posted by Shelley | May 13, 2008 8:26 AM
As is the case with all public money, use it or lose it.
Posted by Dave Lister | May 13, 2008 8:28 AM
Just goes to show what Saltzman says....trees have rights....at least voting rights, huh?
Posted by veiledorchid | May 13, 2008 9:01 AM
This could be groundbreaking. As loose as clean money is we might be able to use this mailer as a legal precedent and finally run a tree for city council.
Posted by Bill McDonald | May 13, 2008 9:04 AM
"If you're not forest, you're against us."
Posted by PDX Steve | May 13, 2008 9:44 AM
Looks like the firefighter delivers strip-o-grams to bachelorette parties.
Posted by Garage Wine | May 13, 2008 10:22 AM
That would explain the wood.
Posted by Bill McDonald | May 13, 2008 10:43 AM
Thankfully, I've only received one campaign flyer in my neighborhood. It does make me wonder what that says about where I live or what politicians think about where I live?
Posted by kevin | May 13, 2008 10:52 AM
In case anyone is interested, Dembrow is a state candidate and therefore not a publically financed one.
Posted by Oregonian37 | May 13, 2008 11:32 AM
Trees know no political boundaries.
Posted by Jack Bog | May 13, 2008 11:35 AM
Teachers? Male?
Please we all know (as Oprah tells us) that all men are pedophiles.
They don't allow male teachers anymore. Especially in elementary schools.
Can't let the boys have role models. Have to keep them drugged up on ADHD meds. Nice a docile, like good girls.
After all our efforts are paying off. Less than 50% men in university.
Posted by Boris teh Bear | May 13, 2008 1:43 PM
Does that make Dembrow an effing Lorax?
Posted by silly | May 13, 2008 4:40 PM
Dembrow is clearly a man of high cellulosic fiber.
Branam (the ONE PERSON...who can get things done) could be making more green "sharing his heart and gifts" in another direction.
Let's hope they both manage to maintain their moral and intellectual prowess no matter the outcome of this election.
I expect great things from both of these candidates, especially if they lose.
Posted by Mister Tee | May 13, 2008 5:41 PM
Gee, the last I heard from the trees was this cryptic message that I got during consideration of logging, not too long after a Kennedy and Sonny Bono skied into one of their number:
"Stop clearcuts or another celebrity gets it. -- The Trees."
Posted by George Seldes | May 13, 2008 6:15 PM
Well, that's it, I'm voting Dembrow.
If he's good enough for the Ents, then he's good enough for me.
Posted by Samuel John Klein | May 14, 2008 6:34 AM