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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Memo to the Oregon Lottery

Come on, people. I just tried to pay the Stupidity Tax at one of your vending machines, and it wouldn't take the brand new U.S. $5 bill!

Now all my dreams won't come true. You'll be hearing from my lawyer first thing Monday morning.

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Comments (6)

Face it, the bill is ugly.
How ugly? So ugly that I know hookers who won't take it either.

Posted by ejs | April 19, 2008 4:38 PM

ejs:

They'll take it.

Posted by none | April 19, 2008 4:50 PM

So what Portland Hooker favor can you get for five bucks?

Posted by dman | April 20, 2008 9:56 AM

dman:

That's the cool thing about currency. You can add small bills up until you reach the amount of your debt.

Posted by none | April 20, 2008 2:04 PM

I can't belive that a casino poker machine in Reno would not take my new five either, that will change pretty fast.

Posted by John | April 20, 2008 3:38 PM

I played three $1 bills. All three lines were complete losers.

Posted by Jack Bog | April 20, 2008 3:51 PM




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