Lament
Everybody's high on condemnation
Everybody tried to to warn her, "Don't go one-on-three"
The rev tried to bore her with a sermon
She said "Sorry"
And now she's a refugee
Sorry Charlie but I'm feelin' sullen
I'm as phony as a date book that's been compromised
Like a guy named "Nate McMullen"
I don't need proof
I'm up on the eco-roof
She's gone
Oh I, oh I'd
Better learn how to face it
She's gone
Oh I, oh I
Don't think Wheeler can replace her
She's gone -- Oh I -- What went wrong?
Get up in the mornin' and hiss at the Mean Girls
The woman had a cockroach running 'round her sink
She took a lot of grief, and she deserved it
Now she'll try to reach
The homeless in Stinson Beach
She's gone
Oh I, oh I'd
Better learn how to face it
She's gone
Oh I, oh I
Don't think Wheeler can replace her
She's gone -- Oh I -- What went wrong?
Still lots of foolishness down on Hawthorne
Let the carbon and the offsets choke my thoughts away
Bernie's booty calls dissolve the memories
But mess with Schrunk
And soon your career is junk
She's gone
Oh I, oh I'd
Better learn how to face it
She's gone
Oh I, oh I
Don't think Wheeler can replace her
She's gone -- Oh I -- What went wrong?
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Comments (9)
She, like her advisor, was standing close to the tree and didn't see the......
Posted by David E Gilmore | February 26, 2008 6:28 AM
The one that got me was rewarding county employees for not coming into work during a snowstorm.
I can't go for that. No can do.
Posted by Bill McDonald | February 26, 2008 8:52 AM
Don't let the door hit her, where my dog should have bit her.
Posted by meg | February 26, 2008 8:58 AM
Hey....what's wrong with the name "McMullen?" :-)
Posted by Chris McMullen | February 26, 2008 9:54 AM
Way to ruin my 8th grade memories of this song!!!
Posted by jimbo | February 26, 2008 10:52 AM
Klingon intepreters. That was the height of lunacy exemplifying the Diane Linn era.
Posted by Dave Lister | February 26, 2008 11:26 AM
I also remember that uneasy feeling thinking that cable had reassigned the channels again.
This couldn't be ESPN, could it? No, wait, it was. Diane's McMullen clip had made it to national TV.
Posted by Bill McDonald | February 26, 2008 11:32 AM
That was the best typo ever in the last link.
Posted by Kevin | February 26, 2008 11:49 AM
This is surprising.
I would have thought Ms. Linn would be a perfect fit somewhere in the Kulongoski administration.
Posted by ALICE | February 26, 2008 1:11 PM