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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Ascot what your country can do for you

This story is a major bad pun generator.

Comments (6)

The "dickie" under nehru jacket with oversize medallion, might just draw a life sentence.

Maybe the guy has a cold, and that's a hankie with Vicks VapoRub on his throat.

I think ascots are pretty formal--I don't get it. Uh, are the courts doing such a bang-up job that we have time to waste on issues such as appropirate neckwear in the courtroom?

Jack, I smell a "dog" in this fight. Next thing you know, some judge will abandon the black robe.

"This is an issue which I believe deals with the integrity of the court."


Words fail me.

Did you see the picture of the lawyer in question. Why not ask him to shave that biker gotee while he's at it. And lose the piercing. If you're over 50 and still wearing an earring, it doesn't look cool anymore. Unless you're Sting.

You can put all the lipstick in the world on this pig, and it's still gonna look like a pig.

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