Dead heat
There are two sentences vying for the honor of most telling quotation of the day -- one because it expresses the truth so well, and the other because it's so utterly absurd.
First, the sublime:
Sports passions and longstanding rivalries can unhinge even the most circumspect, well-adjusted people, as my e-mail messages regularly attest.
Then, the ridiculous:
Redeveloping the post office has always been one of my top priorities, and I want to make sure we have enough money to do it right.What a clown. "Have... money"? I split a gut on that one.