If you do, suggest he not wear his iPod to the men's room...anywhere.

That toe-tapping to "Can't Get No Satisfaction" is gonna get him in trouble. And the guitar chords on the bottom of the stall dividers...another no-no.

It's all because he can't resist picking up all the toilet paper on the stall floor.

I was just reading Portland Monthly (I know, it's not healthy) and was reminded that this was the character that sneaked through the plan to stop counting salmon just in case it would cost the power companies money. He is truly an evil scumbag of the highest order. Having said that, if he wants to fight this I am more than willing to send money to his defense fund. The more this can be stretched out the better.

In his defense, I did spend four hours in the Minneapolis airport a few weeks ago and I do understand how he got so bored. Northwest is truly the worst airline in America. However, the whole "I hate gays but like gay sex thing" is getting a bit old.

On a side note the new Minneapolis light rail is excellent (almost MAX like in its wonderfulness). That is one sprawly craphole that will benefit from some planning. Elucidate and comment.

I could care less if he's gay, straight, bi, in the closet, out in space, etc. Soliciting sex in a toilet is just plain nasty. He has been lying to his constituents (a lie by omission is still a lie) since this sordid mess started. He needs to go away.

I thought you weren't a democrat any longer Jack. What happened?

Yeah, Jack...Did you follow Ben into the Democratic Party?

I decided I like it much better out here as a NAWAP.