Make up your own joke
KGW took a tip from a viewer and checked out the dumpster at a local Chuck E. Cheese. There they found tons of sensitive documents that would have been worth a fortune to an identity thief.
O.k., if that's not a great joke set-up, I've never heard one. Please supply a punch line in the comments below.
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Comments (8)
The shredder was tied up processing donkey byproducts for their pizza toppings...
Open the lid of a Chuck E. Cheese dumpster? KGW's braver than I am...
Etc.
Posted by Jack Bog | July 5, 2007 6:40 PM
What, no secret Pizza sauce recipes?
Posted by Abe | July 5, 2007 7:06 PM
If anyone has a "secret" pizza sauce recipe it ain't Chuck E. Cheese.
Open 1 can Chef Boyardee pizza topping. Pour on cardboard. Heat. Serve.
No secret
Posted by BobM | July 5, 2007 7:26 PM
"Open 1 can Chef Boyardee pizza topping. Pour on cardboard. Heat. Serve."
Hey! No disclosing our trade secrets!
Posted by Chuck | July 5, 2007 8:32 PM
Sam: No one will recognize us here. We can work on the next city-assisted development.
Homer: Sam, you're even better than Vera! Heck, we would have had to meet at PGE Park!
Posted by Steve | July 5, 2007 8:48 PM
A few hours before the papers were discovered, a man using Mr. Cheese's name obtained some dough from the Portland Development Commission to build condominiums on the site, cutting in a few favored ex-employees for a pizza the action.
Posted by Isaac Laquedem | July 6, 2007 1:46 PM
Maybe Chuck E. Cheese needs to go through Liberal KGW CH.8'S Dumpster and while there at it check out the Oregon Democratic Party's Dumpster. The Liberal Democratic Party Media, What a Joke!
Posted by Jack | July 8, 2007 5:10 PM
Seems like that's more a stretch of the topic than a joke.
Posted by Jack Bog | July 8, 2007 6:22 PM