I think it's high time that I stopped calling Portland City Commissioner Erik Sten by the nickname "Opie." He's not a kid any more. He's all grown up -- isn't he around 40?
But hey, the youngsters all still look up to him. And so from here on out, I think we ought to go with this. Whaddya think?
Comments (14)
What? Fonzie was a fictional character?
Posted by PMG | May 15, 2007 12:33 PM
No way! Fonzie was cool. Fonzie always got the girl. Fonzie was a badass when he needed to be. None of those things sync with Sten.
Posted by Larry K | May 15, 2007 1:06 PM
And it sets up the inevitable "jumped the shark" comment.
Posted by b!X | May 15, 2007 1:11 PM
Sten is 40 by chronological time, but in real time he is hovering around 10.
Posted by KISS | May 15, 2007 2:04 PM
He reminds more of a Farkle family member than Opie. Maybe a long lost cousin, from the less freckled branch of the family.
Posted by Bark Munster | May 15, 2007 2:14 PM
More like Potsie.....
Posted by thaddeus | May 15, 2007 3:25 PM
You can stop calling him Opie after he has his first colonoscopy.
Posted by Frank | May 15, 2007 4:56 PM
Defacto is the operative word here. Fits.
Posted by got logic? | May 15, 2007 5:27 PM
How much affordable housing could we have built for the money spent on the water bill fiasco, the PGE 'deal', and the tram?
I think they could have covered the entire South Waterfront with affordable housing.
Posted by butch | May 15, 2007 7:23 PM
With those teeth he could eat a baby's butt thru a park bench.
Posted by todd | May 15, 2007 7:26 PM
Is he really that old? Seriously, I thought he was only in his early 30s.
Posted by Jon | May 15, 2007 11:34 PM
He has been on the city council for 11 years. I thought he was 28 or 29 when first elected. He graduated college in 1989. That would likely put his year of birth at 1967 or '68.
Posted by Jack Bog | May 16, 2007 1:40 AM
He's Sten E. Coyote - constantly coming up with ideas and inventions that backfire violently in his face.
The young socialists of Portland feel empathy for Stenney as he embarks on endless taxpayer-funded missions to capture roadrunners.
The older taxpayers are slowly becoming aware of the giant balance carried on the ACME credit line.
Posted by PanchoPdx | May 16, 2007 10:45 AM
He's still Opie. Definitely not the Fonz.
Posted by Himself | May 17, 2007 3:46 PM