I could see someone in the checkout at a natural foods place down there with just those two items in his order: balsamic hummus and a box of condoms. The clerk scans them both into the system, and just to make small talk while they wait for the debit card to clear, the clerk says to the customer...
At an Albertson's in California once, about 20 years ago, the guy in front of me in the express lane had two items: a bottle of ketchup and a pack of condoms. Yee. Hah.
Homer: "Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas...eh, make it two."
Comments (12)
I think today's generation is getting a little too dependent on the internet.
It's not like they're hidden behind the counter or anything.
Posted by Mister Tee | March 12, 2007 6:57 PM
Might have been a sixth-grade boy.
Posted by Jack Bog | March 12, 2007 7:04 PM
The real question is: Is it easier to buy condoms or balsamic hummus in Corvallis?
Posted by b!X | March 12, 2007 8:40 PM
I could see someone in the checkout at a natural foods place down there with just those two items in his order: balsamic hummus and a box of condoms. The clerk scans them both into the system, and just to make small talk while they wait for the debit card to clear, the clerk says to the customer...
Posted by Jack Bog | March 12, 2007 8:46 PM
At an Albertson's in California once, about 20 years ago, the guy in front of me in the express lane had two items: a bottle of ketchup and a pack of condoms. Yee. Hah.
Posted by vic | March 12, 2007 8:57 PM
"Something to put on your wiener, sir?"
Posted by Jack Bog | March 12, 2007 9:06 PM
For my original set up: "I see you're dipping the carrot tonight."
Posted by Jack Bog | March 12, 2007 9:07 PM
Homer: "Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas...eh, make it two."
Posted by Joe12Pack | March 13, 2007 12:56 AM
"Those can make you falafel-like you're wearing a raincoat in the shower".
Posted by Cynthia | March 13, 2007 1:56 AM
"That'll make your baba ghanooj."
Posted by Jack Bog | March 13, 2007 9:05 AM
"Then pilaf."
Posted by Cynthia | March 13, 2007 10:40 AM
the clerk says to the customer...How is that sleep apnea thing going?
Posted by James J | March 13, 2007 12:30 PM