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Monday, February 19, 2007

I have a theory

Call me crazy, but I'm starting to think that Britney Spears may be trying to get people to look at her.

Comments (13)

You're crazy.

Maybe she's tired of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith 24/7

"Britney Spears is as deep as a bird bath"

David Crosby

"David Crosby once snorted a bird bath full of coke."

Barbra Streisand

"Finally, I have more hair than Britney Spears."

David Crosby

"...on my back alone."

David Crosby

Newton's 4th law of Conservation of Insane Celebrities.

We lose one, we gain one. Its a balance thing.

She has gone off the deep end. It's sad. I hope she gets some help before she commits suicide or OD's on coke.

Maybe she's tired of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith 24/7

I got a feeling she will end up the same though. Probably at an earlier age.

I'm with Craig Ferguson on this one. She needs help. I hope she gets it.

Ferguson recalled his battle with alcoholism and said he worries Spears may be having troubles of her own.

"Now I'm not saying Britney is alcoholic, I don't know what she is -- alcoholic or not -- but she clearly needs help," he said.

Not alcoholic--she's become a Buddhist monk.

The big question, of course, is if that colorful local lunatic with the Britney obsession will shave her head, too. You know, the Black Barbie with that incredible Britney Bike often spotted near Lloyd Center or MLK and Broadway...

Britney's life is like a box of chocolates.

Chocolates filled with liquor that are wrapped in little pieces of tin-foil.

Who sucked all the liquor out of my chocolates?

I can't believe she swallowed the tin-foil.

This is probably how Jon-Benet's life would have taken a turn for the worse, if she had spent the rest of her life competing in beauty pageants.

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