I have a theory
Call me crazy, but I'm starting to think that Britney Spears may be trying to get people to look at her.
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Comments (13)
You're crazy.
Posted by rr | February 19, 2007 4:47 PM
Maybe she's tired of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith 24/7
Posted by Andy | February 19, 2007 4:48 PM
"Britney Spears is as deep as a bird bath"
David Crosby
Posted by Bob | February 19, 2007 4:53 PM
"David Crosby once snorted a bird bath full of coke."
Barbra Streisand
Posted by Jack Bog | February 19, 2007 5:23 PM
"Finally, I have more hair than Britney Spears."
David Crosby
Posted by Fourandtwenty | February 19, 2007 5:42 PM
"...on my back alone."
David Crosby
Posted by Jack Bog | February 19, 2007 5:56 PM
Newton's 4th law of Conservation of Insane Celebrities.
We lose one, we gain one. Its a balance thing.
Posted by Rod | February 19, 2007 7:19 PM
She has gone off the deep end. It's sad. I hope she gets some help before she commits suicide or OD's on coke.
Posted by MD | February 19, 2007 11:40 PM
Maybe she's tired of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith 24/7
I got a feeling she will end up the same though. Probably at an earlier age.
Posted by Jon | February 20, 2007 9:47 AM
I'm with Craig Ferguson on this one. She needs help. I hope she gets it.
Posted by Chris Snethen | February 20, 2007 10:35 AM
Ferguson recalled his battle with alcoholism and said he worries Spears may be having troubles of her own.
"Now I'm not saying Britney is alcoholic, I don't know what she is -- alcoholic or not -- but she clearly needs help," he said.
Not alcoholic--she's become a Buddhist monk.
Posted by lin qiao | February 20, 2007 11:25 AM
The big question, of course, is if that colorful local lunatic with the Britney obsession will shave her head, too. You know, the Black Barbie with that incredible Britney Bike often spotted near Lloyd Center or MLK and Broadway...
Posted by Cabbie | February 20, 2007 8:53 PM
Britney's life is like a box of chocolates.
Chocolates filled with liquor that are wrapped in little pieces of tin-foil.
Who sucked all the liquor out of my chocolates?
I can't believe she swallowed the tin-foil.
This is probably how Jon-Benet's life would have taken a turn for the worse, if she had spent the rest of her life competing in beauty pageants.
Posted by Mister Tee | February 21, 2007 11:17 PM