Gus blows a .19
We're working on the joke here, people. Help us out:
Better hair than Nick Nolte.
Better behaved than Mel Gibson.
Like Zach Randolph, but without the gun.
He took the Palme d'Ui.
"I was jusht lookin' for da couplet. Izh dish da couplet?"
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Comments (12)
How about "My Own Private Rehab"?
Posted by Bill McDonald | December 22, 2006 5:34 PM
I knew you'd be on the case, Bill.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 22, 2006 5:38 PM
Good Swill Hunting?
Posted by Jack Bog | December 22, 2006 5:40 PM
The hairpiece blew a .07 and was released on its own recognizance.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 22, 2006 5:44 PM
It's the least wacky celeb booking photo I've ever seen. He doesn't even look like he's been drinking! Compare and contrast with the infamous Nick Nolte or Mel Gibson mug shots.
It looks more like the booking officer asked him a stupid question about his car (Porsche or Portia?), and he's trying not to be rude.
Posted by Bruce | December 22, 2006 9:29 PM
Even Cowgirls Hold their Booze?
Posted by Cynthia | December 22, 2006 10:25 PM
Ha. I vote for Cynthia's.
Posted by justin | December 23, 2006 6:58 AM
There is also 'male noche' which I thought meant 'bad night'.
Posted by tom | December 23, 2006 8:50 AM
I thought 'male noche' was a gender-specific body part.
Posted by Allan L. | December 23, 2006 9:27 AM
Mala. Mala noche.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 23, 2006 9:32 AM
Hows about "Finding Old Forrester"?
Posted by The Plugged Nickle | December 23, 2006 2:49 PM
[One of] "Five ways to Kill Yourself"
"My Own Private Jail Cell"
"Liquor Store Cowboy"
Even "My New Friend" could be fitting all by itself if he ends up in jail. But hey, this is Oregon. Depending on his record, he probably has at least 15 or 16 more to go before they do anything to him.
Posted by Jon | December 23, 2006 10:20 PM