Sean Cruz suggests that the State of Oregon outlaw predatory patrol towing by those weaselly tow truck operators. I'm down with that. And I urge the Portland City Council, which is no doubt busy at the moment drafting an ordinance condemning evil generally, to get on the ball and write up some "safety-related" ordinances (wink, wink) to the same effect. Or at least pass a resolution urging the Salem crew to do the same right after they pile out of that funny car.