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Now that Paul Allen's Brain Institute has produced a complete genetic map of a mouse brain, his researchers expect to turn their attention to the next smallest brain among mammals -- that of Trail Blazer forward Darius Miles.
Now that Paul Allen's Brain Institute has produced a complete genetic map of a mouse brain, his researchers expect to turn their attention to the next smallest brain among mammals -- that of Trail Blazer forward Darius Miles.
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Rumor has it that some of the mice used in Paul Allen's Brain Institute study were engaging in unlawful activity on their breaks. Some of the mice were smoking marijuana and even engaging in simulated sex acts. This variable is being kept quiet since it could possible "cloud" the findings which are expected soon.
Allen could not be reached for comment but an aide said the lab director "seems to have drafted some bad mice."
Posted by patrick b | September 27, 2006 8:05 PM
Actually, Allen's having to deal with the mice's representatives.
Posted by Jack Bog | September 27, 2006 8:15 PM
Are the mice represented by rats... or weasels?
Posted by David Wright | September 27, 2006 9:01 PM
Actually they are represented by Hyenas.
Posted by hilsy | September 27, 2006 9:36 PM