Dark night of desperation
Must... get a grip...
I know, I know... the elections are over... way over... and how I ache for a fresh start... so you'd think it would come easy... tonight being recycling night and all... the yellow bin is right there... it would be so simple... but God help me... for the life of me... I just... can't... bring myself... to throw this one away...
It's got me in its sick grasp... can't eat... can't sleep... can't... take my eyes off it... Get thee gone, Satan!
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Comments (10)
I never received that one - is that a real piece? Best ever.
Posted by skyview satellite | May 29, 2006 12:40 AM
Real... too real...
Posted by Jack Bog | May 29, 2006 12:47 AM
I got that one after the election, too. Possible primer for her next run at office? If only she had some law enforcement experience we could have Linn vs. Bernie in a few years... what a treat.
Posted by Stephen | May 29, 2006 12:51 AM
What jumped out at me was: Is Di into S&M?
Ropes & all that.
Posted by Just Wondering | May 29, 2006 4:21 AM
I was on her email list, but I guess I didn't rate well enough to get that ad(?) But Ted got my email address from his FOIA and used it to spam me. It's too bad no one else suitable ran.
Posted by Alan Bluehole | May 29, 2006 6:16 AM
I got one. What I wondered is whose mind it emanated from. You've got to admit that, as campaign literature goes, it's unique if nothing else.
Posted by Rusty | May 29, 2006 7:33 AM
That belongs in MOMA.
Posted by Tom | May 29, 2006 9:20 AM
The Rope of Revelation is a mountaineering tool. As you know, Ted climbs mountains and tried to use a mountain climbing analogy to his advantage. I think the ad is a masterwork; it causes me to imagine Di starting a non-profit with the mission of rounding up all of the pretenders in these parts.
Posted by Cynthis | May 29, 2006 1:02 PM
Look's as if Wheeler's Twine of Twuth was more powerful than the Rope of Revelation.
Posted by King of Cordage | May 31, 2006 3:07 PM
Ted's Twisted Twine.
Posted by cynthia | June 3, 2006 11:11 AM