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Friday, June 3, 2005

Laughing all the way to the Poor Farm

Retirement-lust and big jackpots have led me to pay the stupidity tax again this week -- I bought a couple of lottery tickets. I didn't win squat, but these days the tickets come with some offbeat humor printed on them, so that the joke wasn't just on me. A couple of samples:

Win the Megabucks Jackpot and open a new checking account. You can order the checks with the kitties on them.

[This one for Cousin James:] Do clowns scare you? Win Powerball, buy a circus and fire all the clowns. After all you don't like clowns.

Good stuff. Bad habit.

Posted at 12:20 AM | Bookmark and Share

Comments (4)

Close, Cuz. I don't "not like" clowns. I farookin' HATE clowns, vile, grotesque, erratically behaving creatures that they are, who regularly invade people's personal space with impunity. ;-)

Posted by Jim - PRS | June 3, 2005 4:57 AM

"vile, grotesque, erratically behaving creatures that they are, who regularly invade people's personal space with impunity"

Are you talking about government clowns?

That's mean and totally uncalled for.

Randy, please forgive him.

Posted by Steve Schopp | June 3, 2005 9:34 AM

A better term than Stupidity Tax is Fool's Tax. Just sayin'.

Posted by Bill | June 3, 2005 10:03 AM

No, Steve, you go right ahead.

Posted by Randy Leonard | June 3, 2005 12:06 PM




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