I was thinking today that any bad things I may have done (For the record, I never did anything bad) are nothing compared to Prince Harry, what the hell's going on there? Now, I happen to know that Prince Harry and all the royals read this site. So, I'd like to give them a recipe, if you will, for a happy life: GET A GRIP! You're rich, just be rich, smile, go to supermarket openings, date hot women, drive a nice car, have a good life. THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO! Can I get a witness?! It's not hard.

Ya gotta love Bob Borden.