Undeniable Facts:
1) Happiest Person in America: Hillary Clinton
2) In their respective careers post-Clinton, Carville and Begala are 0-2. When they are not riding Seabiscuit, they are two losing jockeys. Their southern,obnoxious,mean spirited ways splashed onto Kerry, and certainly turned some voters away. As a voter who normally votes against the Democrats, I hope Begala/Carville stay around for 2008 to work their magic for Hillary.
3) Somewhere, Dick Cheney's daughter is getting the last laugh, which is always the best laugh.
4) I stayed up till 4:00 AM, hoping to see Dan Rather shooting himself at the end of a long evening. As he said in 2000, "There is still hope".
5) Somebody tell John Edwards that a Budweiser truck just rear-ended a bus outside the Courthouse. Maybe the ambulance drivers can hand out his buisness cards.
6) Somebody should get Mapquest directions to Ohio for Rev. Al Sharpton so he can get there in time for the noontime news.

Late Breaking News:
1) Citing market reports which show a dramatic decrease in sales, the Heinz Katsup Company has announced that their product will now be called "We Have Nothing To Do With Teresa Katsup"

2) The Springsteen/ Bon Jovi/ Streisand concert on the White House lawn has been cancelled. Bruce and Bon Jovi can put their "poor-man's clothes" back in their walk in closet, and Babs can concentrate on her husband's lucrative career as a muffler pitchman.

3) Sharon Stone, Danny Glover, Sean Penn, Christie Brinkley, Ben Afflick, Sean "I Beat The Attempted Murder Charge, Even Though A Member of My Posse Was Convicted" Combs.
No punch line. Funny enough. When I want your opinion, I promise to ask for it.

I would have liked to hear witness testimony.

Now the WHALES are suing us? Oy!

Hopefully the Michael Moore's of the world will shut up for a while and eat an ample portion of humble pie.

Can you imagine what they would have said if W had won the popular vote by over 3 million, but lost Ohio and the electoral vote? Their lack of intellectual honesty is astounding.