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Tuesday, May 11, 2004

No shirt, no shoes, no problem

We've been getting a lot of traffic here from people who want to see a tax professor with his shirt off. It started when I put up this post, which shows me frolicking topless at the beach.

I wish you would just love me for my mind, but if you want to see more photos from my "swimsuit issue," here's one, and here's another.

Don't laugh. Remember, I'm 50 years old.

Comments (6)

Oh, dear. Let's hope this doesn't set a precedent for 50-year-old webloggers.

--WWP [294 days and counting...]

Jack,
Any advice for one approaching "nifty fifty" (six months and counting)?

Let's see: Eliminate caffeine and diet soda. If you live in a bike-friendly area, buy a used bike and ride it around (with a helmet on) from March to November. Drink 1-2 glasses of red wine per evening. Two or three cigars a year. Little or no beer, red meat, ice cream, or whipped cream. Don't cheat on your taxes. Give some money to the right causes. Call bullsh*t artists out. Pray.

GQ Reps:

Call your office. We found The Guy.


"Little or no beer, red meat, ice cream, or whipped cream."

There goes my sex life.

Reminds me of a quote by Winston Churchill, and not the "I'm drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober" line.

Woman walks up to Churchill at a part and asks, "Sir, if I eat health and exercise will I live for a 100 years?"

And Churchill responds, "Yes, but it will feel like 200."

Carpe Diem




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