Round out the ticket
Good news! Nader's running for President again. Just another example of how this selfless crusader puts himself last, caring only about what happens to the little people. Vote for him again, kids, and send a clear message to the organized parties: "I'm a jerk!"
But Ralph needs a new running mate, and it's time to hear some nominations. Here's what I've got so far for potential VP's behind Ralph:
(Identity withheld pending background check)
Be sure to add your own nominees in the comments. But remember, with Ralph in the White House, this person could wind up just a brain wave away from the Presidency!
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Comments (4)
What about "Sponge Bob Squarepants"?
Posted by Scott | February 23, 2004 3:11 AM
Excellent choice!
Posted by Jack Bog | February 23, 2004 3:35 AM
Lyndon LaRouche!
Posted by Klug | February 23, 2004 7:29 AM
BarBRA Streisand
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Sean Penn
Ed Asner
...to name a few.
Posted by Parkway Rest Stop | February 23, 2004 5:34 PM