I got no TV, and I'm still No. 3, and I'm busted
The pollsters all say that I'm fadin' away, 'cause I'm busted
From leader to loser in under two weeks
No wonder I got up and screamed like a freak
All I got left are some internet geeks, 'cause I'm busted

I went to Al Gore to ask for a loan 'cause I was busted
I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I'm busted
Then Gore told me, "Howard, I think it's too late
Your grip on reality's never been great
You spent $40 million in only two states, and now you're busted"

Well, I ain't a crank, but a man can go nuts when he's busted
I fired Joe Trippi 'cause he was a putz, and I'm busted
My vote count in Michigan's gonna be low
And I'll get my a*s kicked in New Mexico
I'll win an election, just where I don't know, 'cause I'm busted

I'm broke, no bread, I mean like nothing ... yeaaarghhhh ...