The New York Times ran its third Democratic Presidential candidate profile today: John Kerry. No wonder he foundered (not to mention floundered) when Clark showed up. The two of them cancel each other out. Vietnam War hero, now anti-war, always wanted to be President, very strong-willed, not well liked.

With Kerry, add: rich as all get-out, including marrying into a bunch of dough. Former Dukakis running mate. And not a whole lot of leadership record to show for about 20 years in the Congress. He busted Oliver North's chops and worked with McCain on finding MIAs, but that's about it.

As the kids say, this candidacy doesn't shizzle my bizzle.

JFK -- not. Gong!