Not much new in the local fishwrap lately. Oh yeah, there are still lots of issues around town, but I've already shot my mouth off about most of them on this blog. And gee, I haven't changed my mind much.

Here's a factoid: Today I saw a blimp over the Willamette, passing high above the water south of Ross Island. Advertised on the side: Aquafina. Does that mean the blimp's filled with hot water?

Apparently Lisa Marie Presley was spotted with Nic Cage at the Benson the other night. Haven't they ever heard the old Jermaine Stewart song from the '80s, "Don't Have Sex with Your Ex"?