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Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Pop quiz

Which Portland city bureau produces the most horse manure?

(a) Police Mounted Patrol

(b) Planning Bureau

The correct answer, by far, is (b).

A gangster halfway house across from a school on SE 13th is fine with these folks, but car dealerships on a six-lane highway like SE 122nd aren't. Let's turn the whole city into a wine and cheese bar. The last real business to leave can turn out the lights.

As usual, Randy Leonard's got it right. The rest of the council is apparently out looking for a latte.

Comments (2)

While I agree with Randy Leonard on this one, the guy is still on my hit list for thinking that 15,000 people and 2000 Harleys is perfectly appropriate for an area as small as the South Park Blocks. I'm half tempted to call up his office and demand that he make good on his offer about letting the elderly couple mentioned in the Willamette Week article stay at his house--except that *I* want to stay there. I live a block away from the south park blocks, and I only WISH I could get out of town for the weekend...

Claire-
"When in Rome".....Come on down and intro. yourself to me...We will go to the beer Garden, listen to Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" and "Magic Carpet Ride" and I think you might actually enjoy yourself....
Commissioner Randy Leonard




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