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Wednesday, July 9, 2003

Top 10 list

So the Portland Trail Blazers basketball team has announced cost-cutting layoffs of 30 percent of its staff. Here now are the --

Top 10 Other Things the Blazers Ought to Cut by 30 Percent
10. Volume levels during player introductions

9. Clothing-to-skin ratio on Blazer Dancers

8. Bonzi Wells spitting incidents

7. Duration of Mo Cheeks learning curve

6. Each player should be cut in two at the sternum

5. Broken eye sockets from fistfights at practice

4. Reliance on technicalities to get players excused from felony drug possession charges

3. Qyntel's medication

2. Phony enthusiasm of whatever that mascot is supposed to be


And the Number 1 Other Thing the Blazers Ought to Cut by 30 Percent:


1. The price of a frickin' beer




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