Do you know what's sick? Advertising prescription drugs on television. "Side effects are similar to sugar pill, including sore throat, dry mouth, and fatigue." What the heck is that supposed to mean?

It's all part of the decades-long Festival of Misguided Deregulation that's brought us Enron, telecom "slamming" and scamming, bankrupt airlines, the impending health care train wreck... and the list keeps getting longer.

Hello! FDR is considered a great figure in history for a reason!