August 19, 2004

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Do you like the new campaign? No? Well, then, you can kiss my ass.

No more being a nice guy. I've got the dirt on my opponent, and I intend to use it.

Did you know that while this man was police chief, people got murdered? Bang! Bang! And what did he do about it? Nothing. They're all still dead.

The other day, I saw him in the express checkout line at Freddy's. The sign said 10 items or less. But he had 12 items in his cart. Bang! Bang! He once renewed his cat's license a week late. Bang! Bang!

What do you know about this guy? So he was police chief. So he stood up for gay pride. So he quietly told Vera to shove it rather than work under her. Is that all you got? What about me and all my accomplishments? What about the aerial tram? What about the off-leash sections in the parks? What is that -- chopped liver?

Bang! Bang! Let me at him. Bryan, you hold him, I'll hit him.

Posted by Jim at 02:53 PM | Comments (4)