August 19, 2004

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Do you like the new campaign? No? Well, then, you can kiss my ass.

No more being a nice guy. I've got the dirt on my opponent, and I intend to use it.

Did you know that while this man was police chief, people got murdered? Bang! Bang! And what did he do about it? Nothing. They're all still dead.

The other day, I saw him in the express checkout line at Freddy's. The sign said 10 items or less. But he had 12 items in his cart. Bang! Bang! He once renewed his cat's license a week late. Bang! Bang!

What do you know about this guy? So he was police chief. So he stood up for gay pride. So he quietly told Vera to shove it rather than work under her. Is that all you got? What about me and all my accomplishments? What about the aerial tram? What about the off-leash sections in the parks? What is that -- chopped liver?

Bang! Bang! Let me at him. Bryan, you hold him, I'll hit him.

Posted by Jim at August 19, 2004 02:53 PM
Comments

Genius! Glad to see 1221 with new material.

Posted by: Notorious J.E.S. at August 19, 2004 08:04 PM

Me too.

Posted by: Randy at August 19, 2004 10:18 PM

Jack- I'm ecstatic to see you back in the blog saddle again!

Posted by: Lily Witham at August 30, 2004 06:24 PM

Fumbling Bumbling Idiots infiltrated alot of local organizations with paid informers that were spied upon by Portland Police Idiot Unit and the files became a "Not-So-Secret" series in the Potland Trombone. The City retrieved those stolen files in August 2004 and anyone disinterested can soon read them at the SPARCS archive!

Posted by: Ronald James Scheller at October 6, 2004 02:42 PM