April 21, 2004

Go ahead, kick me

I've been eating a lot of Tums lately. Salem was weird, but this is starting to get even stranger.

Who would have thought that I was going to be interrogated like a common criminal? You-know-who has called out her McGruff dogs over the tax leak. Like they've got nothing better to do in the Police Bureau than chase down who's talking to reporters. I'm being pulled over for GWI -- "Governing While Intelligent."

Then there's the election. When I got one look at that ballot, I felt the bento I had for lunch start working its way back up my craw. I'm absolutely buried in that list of candidates. Freaks on top of me, freaks below me. Why can't they do like they do with the judges and put "Incumbent" under my name? How are the voters going to find me tucked in there between Paul Leistner and Mark Lakeman?

I need brand-name recognition, and I need it yesterday. Something easy for the voters to remember. I was thinking -- why not try to capitalize on the "RL" monogram? RL for Council.

We wouldn't have to go far for graphics -- we could just pick up on some of those Ralph Lauren ads with the RL's all over them. I was thinking maybe something like this.

Posted by Randy at April 21, 2004 12:33 AM
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