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Monday, February 23, 2004

Round out the ticket

Good news! Nader's running for President again. Just another example of how this selfless crusader puts himself last, caring only about what happens to the little people. Vote for him again, kids, and send a clear message to the organized parties: "I'm a jerk!"

But Ralph needs a new running mate, and it's time to hear some nominations. Here's what I've got so far for potential VP's behind Ralph:

(Identity withheld pending background check)

Be sure to add your own nominees in the comments. But remember, with Ralph in the White House, this person could wind up just a brain wave away from the Presidency!

Comments (4)

What about "Sponge Bob Squarepants"?

Excellent choice!

Lyndon LaRouche!

BarBRA Streisand
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Sean Penn
Ed Asner

...to name a few.

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