It's much harder to find Nabisco "Famous" Chocolate Wafers than it is to find heroin. Not only can't you find them on the shelves of the supermarkets, they're also not even mentioned on the Nabisco snack website.

These wafers are a key ingredient in many pie recipes, and they also can go into some swell ice-cream-cake-like desserts. I myself enjoy them with a glass of red wine while I'm reading blogs.

But they're scarce as hen's teeth, I tell ya.