"Mrs. Woods became enraged after discovering that she had been inextricably transformed into a poorly-rendered digital avatar."

where do you find this stuff?

That reminds me of a show long ago. "All things are as they were then, except... You Are There."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Are_There_%28series%29

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns

Looks like from this update the Clip isn't too far off.

It is a shame, Tiger was so squeeky clean, or at least that's what we all though that there was at least one super star out there that lived up to his image.

Alas, once again we learn a prodigy is indeed flawed. His brand will now reap tens of millions instead of 100s of millions. Will his game suffer? How often will he hear a stifled "cheater" from the gallery while preparing for that 20 ft putt for the win? Life is far more challenging than any game. Neither he nor his wife will garner much empathy. A tiger has been tamed.

1. I've heard that Tiger is changing his first name to a new cat - Cheetah.

2. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly...but put me down for a 5."

3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards........

5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!