February 21, 2004

My secret weapon

My political buddies tell me that I'm keeping too low a profile. They say nobody knows me. I tell them, "Fellas, you've got it all wrong. I may not be flashy, but I'm still a hit with the ladies, especially the environmentally conscious ones. Because when I have a mind to, I lay down some Big Pipe."

Posted by Dan at February 21, 2004 02:11 AM
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