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         <title>Another land grab dream fulfilled in Portland</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Oh, it's a big week in the Rose City.  They have <a href="http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Historic-traffic-changes-coming-Portlands-Central-East-Side-88780672.html">started the three-week process</a> of making Burnside Street -- a four-lane road plus parking on both sides -- a one-way street on the east side of the Burnside Bridge.  Couch Street, a two-lane road one block north, will also become one-way, going in the other direction.

It's gotten so in Portland that it's hard to remember any more which lies are being made up for what.  I think this one is supposed to "calm" the traffic, which is pretty ludicrous.  If you want to see how "calm" these "couplet" streets get, try crossing NE Broadway or Weidler, or SE Belmont or Morrison, on foot during rush hour.  The whole one-way thing doesn't slow down the drivers; it speeds them up.  And if all the new traffic that's being thrown onto Couch is supposed to make that a happy place for bikes and cars to co-exist -- all I can say is wow.

Let's cut through the City Hall shinola and talk about what this is really about.  What happens to the real estate created by this move?  You don't need four lanes in a single direction on Burnside.  How long before we start talking about narrowing the right-of-way, giving extra square footage to the adjacent property owners, and watching the publicly subsidized high-rises spring up?  That may be impossible given the current real estate trough, but you just know it's what the developers' puppets at City Hall want.

Then there's the storied intersection of Burnside, Sandy, and 12th.  They're going to block Sandy off in both directions there and at 14th, making a nice fat new block for somebody to develop:

<center><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&q=Portland,+OR&ie=UTF8&f=q&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=23.875,57.630033&hq=&hnear=Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon&ll=45.523202,-122.652891&spn=0.00345,0.006899&t=h&z=17"><img src="http://bojack.org/images/coupletlandgrab.jpg"></a></center>

Here's the artist's conception, which we <a href="http://bojack.org/2006/10/minor_detail.html">blogged about</a> in October 2006:

<center><img src="http://bojack.org/images/newsandy.jpg"></center>

How much would you bet that that somebody has already been picked out in a backroom deal that the public has never heard about?  Go by streetcar, people.

And how much is this Sim City exercise costing the taxpayers?  I heard something like $18 million.  That's only the beginning of the tax hemorrhage in that neighborhood, for sure -- unless the city goes bankrupt first.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:53:40 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Love those teabaggers</title>
         <description><![CDATA[A <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/20/1826244/tea-party-protesters-hurl-racial.html#ixzz0ipV7Qltd">class act</a> all the way.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:44:11 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Blazer front office bloodletting gets uglier</title>
         <description><![CDATA[It appears that the real story behind the firing of Tom Penn isn't going to stay buried.  And it <a href="http://www.dwightjaynes.com/and-yet-more-info-on-the-tom-penn-firing?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+DwightJaynes+%28Dwight+Jaynes%29">sounds like a doozy</a>.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:06:23 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Step right up and ride the Doesn&apos;t-Matterhorn</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<center><img src="http://bojack.org/images/tramview.jpg"></center>

It looks as though OHSU  is getting serious about trying to make a tourist attraction out of the aerial tram <i>[rim shot]</i>.  They're <a href="http://gobytram.com/">marketing it as a fun thing to do over spring break</a>, and starting in mid-May, they're going to operate it on Sunday afternoons. 

Nothing says fun like a trip to a hospital waiting room in a tightly confined space with a collection of tourists, medical workers, sweaty bikers, and sick people.  I wonder if the concierge is going to get paid overtime for the Sunday hours.

The folks down on Gibbs Street are no doubt thrilled to have their one day a week of rest from the creepy floating Twinkies taken away, just in time for backyard cookout season.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:20:20 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Jesus would have loved it</title>
         <description><![CDATA[In <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wirestory?id=10157112&page=1#">2010</a>, His followers <a href="http://jacksonsstation.blogspot.com/">don't</a>.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 01:00:43 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Had a bad day?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Cheer up.  It could be worse.  An alert reader sends a photo, taken this afternoon, of a car on Route 217 over on Portland's west side:

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         <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 22:16:57 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Crazy Sweet 16</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://bojack.org/2010/03/a_different_kind_of_bracket.html">Knowing nothing</a> about this year's March Madness men's "bracket" turns out not to be much different from being an "expert."  Eight of the final 16 teams have been determined, and check out their seeds:

Washington - 11
St. Mary's - 10
Northern Iowa - 9
Tennessee - 6
Butler - 5
Baylor - 3
Kansas State - 2
Kentucky - 1

If the seedings had been right, nobody up there would be a larger number than a 4.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:05:27 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Closing an escape hatch</title>
         <description><![CDATA[The <em>O</em> <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/high_school_transfers_out_in_p.html">declares </a>today that the Portland school board's tightening of its once-liberal transfer policy is "[l]ost in the drama of sign-carrying parents protesting potential school closings."  Really?  I don't know whom they've been talking to, but everyone I've heard from about the schools lately has mentioned it prominently, right up there with the impending high school shutdowns.

There's only one way that closing Grant as a neighborhood school (turning it into some sort of specialty focus school) is going to get some affluent and middle-class white students into Jefferson -- which is undoubtedly among the primary goals of the current shuffle.  And that is, if the school district doesn't let those students opt out of Jefferson.

But of course, what Super Carole and her bobbleheads are missing is the fact there will always be alternatives to Jeff -- several private high schools will take the displaced students, and the parents can always move them the heck out of Sam-Rand.  I'm sure they'll miss the streetcar, but sometimes you have to sacrifice for your kids.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:16:16 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Straight outta Bluehour</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Hold on to what's left of your wallets, Portland taxpayers.  The real estate venture known as Portland State University is <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/portland_state_university_pred.html">talking big</a> -- lots of new apartment towers for a projected sudden wave of new students.  They'll knock down their parking garages, because all of the students will soon be arriving by streetcar.  And hey, let's cap I-405 and build over it!

Sound familiar?

This is the latest maneuver from the same West Hills developer-construction Mafia that brought you the SoWhat district and will soon have you paying for the "sustainability center."  The university <a href="http://www.dailyvanguard.com/university-could-lay-off-68-positions-to-save-25m-1.1873600">doesn't have the money for any of it</a>, really.  I'll bet it's all supposed to be done with "urban renewal" -- property taxes that will be diverted from the ever-dwindling basic services that government provides around here.

There's a recession bordering on a depression in progress, and now's the time for the city's taxpayers to invest eight or nine figures in housing at Portland State?]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:55:06 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>&quot;Major&quot; soccer league avoids strike</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Good news for soccer fans -- the American "major" soccer league and its players have reached an agreement and called off a strike that was set to take effect on Thursday, the league's opening day.  Not-so-good news for Portland taxpayers, who are ripping up PGE Park for soccer, is the prognosis for the league's finances.  <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/03/20/sports/AP-SOC-MLS-Labor.html">Here</a>'s the president of the league this morning:

<blockquote><i>Garber said Seattle and Toronto were the only profitable MLS teams last year.

"We also collectively agreed that we need to grow our television ratings and attendance," Garber said. "Perhaps five years from now we have a league that's operating with all teams at a profit."</i></blockquote>Funny thing, I don't remember a lot of "perhaps" when that guy was in Portland selling the stadium deal.<br /><br />]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 12:45:18 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Have a great weekend</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NENqnR9UAM&hl=en_US&fs=1&showinfo=0&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NENqnR9UAM&hl=en_US&fs=1&showinfo=0&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br />]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:29:45 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Ring it up!  Now Portland needs consultants for &quot;planning&quot;</title>
         <description><![CDATA[How many "planners" are on the Portland city payroll?  A hundred?  Two hundred?

Then why does the city have to pay an outside consultant <a href="http://cityofportland.ebidsystems.com/public/solicitationdetail.asp?Solicitation=PHB001">$75,000 to do "strategic planning" for the housing bureau</a>?

Oh, and the housing bureau needs that special somebody to help it build a "brand."  Are we running public housing here, or a chain of submarine sandwich shops?

Here's the money paragraph from the <a href="http://bojack.prg/images/portlandhsgconsultrfp.pdf">official amalgamation</a> of bureacurat psycho-babble surrounding the bid invitation:

<blockquote><i>The City of Portland, Portland Housing Bureau is seeking proposals from individuals, firms, teams or consultants, hereafter called “Proposer(s),” with demonstrated experience in Strategic Planning and proposes to engage the successful Proposer for the following services:

Analysis: Review and synthesize data, planning work and community and stakeholder input gathered to date towards setting a community housing needs framework to guide the development of PHB’s strategic directions, goals, priorities and direction. 

Public Participation: Conduct needed community and stakeholder engagement to fill informational gaps, validate assumptions and set a standard for PHB’s public process.

Strategic Plan Development: Facilitate with staff and stakeholders the development of a 3 year PHB Strategic Plan that will include the following:

- PHB Mission, Vision, Values and Priorities
- PHB’s Impacts:
   - How will the community benefit from the formation of PHB?
   - How will the new organization measure its improvement from past models and going forward?
-PHB goals, objectives, strategies, performance measures and deliverables.
   - Programs: defined outcomes, goals, strategies and deliverables for our direct community investments.
   - Influence: Strategies and outcomes for resource development, legislative agenda, community engagement and intergovernmental work that serves PHB’s mission.
   - Community Equity: complete the process underway to define PHB’s vision for community equity and to set corresponding goals and strategies to achieve the vision. Proposed structure for PHB public involvement and advisory bodies.
   - An organizational development critical path to achieve change.
- PHB Business functioning and community relationships: optimized to meet and exceed new objectives and performance measures.
- PHB Communications: Identify key strategies for establishing a PHB Communications Plan, including PHB branding work and Strategic Plan marketing and distribution.</i></blockquote>We don't need to "market" public housing for the poor, any more than we need slogans and "branding" for Fireman Randy's water and building permit empire.  And if we did, we have plenty of city employees sitting around blogging and Tweeting who ought to be required to get the work done.  City Hall has gone so far off the deep end, it's gotten really hard to fathom.<br /><br />]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:15:37 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Sewer till raid for bike toys continues to rile Portland public</title>
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Portland's unzipped mayor and his court jesters on the City Council have really hit a nerve with this sewer-bills-for-bike-boulevards thing.  Last night members of the citizen utility board <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/purb_slams_portland_city_counc.html">gave the council a piece of their minds</a>, although of course, the politicians weren't around around to hear it.  And there will be another opportunity for public expression on this issue quite soon.  Sewer customers who live in town will get to vote on city commissioners Nick Fish and Dan Saltzman again in May.  The sewer-bike scam is the kind of issue that can sway many people's votes, if their opponents handle it properly.

Apparently commissioner Amanda Fritz is also learning a bitter lesson here: When you cast your rush-rush vote for one of these Sam-Rand pigs in lipstick, don't try to explain yourself.  You make yourself look really foolish when you do.  Now she's <a href="http://www.portlandonline.com/Fritz/index.cfm?a=291397&c=49233&#comments">correcting </a>her highly inaccurate justification from the other day for voting yes on the sewer money raid, when she said the cost of the diversion would be just 90 cents to the "average" sewer customer.  Er, no:

<blockquote><i>If $20 million were cut from BES's Capital Improvement Projects for the purpose of cutting rates and reducing ongoing debt service, the impact to a typical residential customer would indeed be about 7.5 cents per month, in the first year.  The impact in the second year would be greater, up to 15 cents per month, and top out in the third year at 22.5 cents per month.  So the annual return to ratepayers would be $0.90 in year one, $1.80 in year two, and $2.70 in years three through twenty-five.  Overall, the total amount over 25 years would be about $65.  

I don't know if having the information about ongoing rate impacts would have changed my vote, if I had received it earlier.  Our federal government borrowed billions of dollars last year, and by doing so was able to send money to states to fund projects to provide jobs. This investment in jobs, instead of paying off the debt, can be seen in the same light.  On the other hand, our Portland Utility Review Board voluteers are charged with commenting on ongoing rates, and I would have liked their input on a decision that affects ongoing rates in this manner.

This has been a challenging week, with the proposed changes to the Independent Police Review process being considered today after only being released for public review on Friday, and with the intense Council debate on the Hurley case in the Fire and Police Disability and Retirement system yesterday.  My staff and I work long hours doing our best to find out accurate information, and to make good decisions based upon thoughtful consideration of facts and public input.  I am not always successful in these goals.  I will continue to base my actions on what I believe is best for the public good in Portland, recognizing that reasonable people can and do disagree on what that means.  Sometimes I disagree with myself after further discussion.  You're welcome to continue the debate and input here, however I will be unable to check back until Sunday due to a packed work schedule on Friday and family obligations on Saturday.</i></blockquote>"I do what Sam Adams wants first, voting on an emergency basis even when it isn't really an emergency, and ask questions later."  Not acceptable.  Not even close.

And besides, this isn't about jobs.  I'm sure most sewer customers are fine with the city using their sewer bill payments to hire construction workers to build improvements to the sewer system.  But when you take the money and throw it at some la-la bike plan, those are the <em>wrong kinds</em> of jobs -- jobs that sewer users rightfully resent being placed on their backs.

This one is another <a href="http://bojack.org/2008/04/the_fine_print_on_the_sauvie_b.html">Sauvie Island bridge move</a> -- Sam Adams showing his impulse control problems again -- and it deserves a <a href="http://bikeportland.org/2008/05/06/adams-will-scrap-sauvie-span-project/">similar outcome</a>.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:09:50 -0800</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[Can't wait until <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2011367604_seattle_soccer_hooligans_choke.html?syndication=rss">this </a>is a regular thing down here in Portland.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:05:14 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Latest Blazer front office rumor: Pritchard&apos;s getting the ax</title>
         <description><![CDATA[If it happens, it will be <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/rumors/post/Blazers-canning-GM-Pritchard-?urn=nba,228750">quite shocking</a>.]]></description>
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