Fighting fire with fire
When they're outlawed, only outlaws will have them.
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Comments (14)
Just make sure you get a mama gorilla, they do a helluva fine job taking care of the kids.
Posted by Newleaf | January 10, 2013 5:08 PM
They will have to pry my gorilla from my cold dead hands.
Posted by Langston | January 10, 2013 5:41 PM
The only cure for a bad gorilla is a good gorilla. And a gun.
Posted by Allan L. | January 10, 2013 5:54 PM
I'm sicking my gorilla on Pistolero.
They are really beautiful animals.
Posted by sally | January 10, 2013 6:18 PM
It's important that if you are stopped by the police with a gorilla in the car you politely advise the officer of it's presence.
Posted by gibby | January 10, 2013 6:30 PM
Satire and extreme sarcasm always get to the point. I thank The Onion for their contribution to society. I don't think people realize how important to journalism they really are.
Posted by ws | January 10, 2013 7:10 PM
Make sure your gorillas are always stored safely.
Posted by Portland Native | January 10, 2013 8:07 PM
Will PETA be upset if I keep my gorilla locked in a safebox when I'm not using him?
Posted by Michelle | January 10, 2013 8:14 PM
We make people register their cars, and get auto insurance. The same should be true of their gorillas.
Posted by Jack Bog | January 10, 2013 9:02 PM
So If I understand this correctly, to counter homocidal sociopathic maniacs, I should buy a homocidal sociopathic maniac?
Might just be more reasonable to keep my powder dry, so to speak.
Posted by TheOtherDave | January 10, 2013 9:26 PM
Pretty funny folks. But I don't care what B. Hussein, Biden, Holder, Pelosi, Feinstein, Cuomo or *anyone* says...
Not giving them up, not registering them. Not now, not *ever*...
Posted by HMLA-267 | January 10, 2013 9:37 PM
Hey, it's a joke, get it?
When one can't offer logical, rational solutions, one resorts to emotions.
At least humor is better than the foaming-at- the-mouth rage against the law abiding gun owners.
Posted by Larry | January 10, 2013 10:40 PM
nanotechnologies... miniature gorillas disguised as spiders. Then spin it and have flying monkeys. Just keep the bullets out of the cookie jar.
Posted by class clown | January 11, 2013 1:55 AM
Langson, or your dead body from your gorilla's hands. Choices, choices.
Posted by Sam T. | January 11, 2013 9:09 AM