This kind of shinola from Portland City Hall has become completely insufferable. We are now paying city bureaucrats to sit around all day tending to a website that will help you "discover new businesses in your neighborhood, browse deals from local shops, and learn more about the stories behind the businesses you love." It's beyond bad policy. It's insane.
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"Presented by the eGovernment Team, City of Portland, OR"
I doubt that anyone at City Halls anywhere know the difference between productivity and wastage. The general concept of what government is supposed to do has shifted from core services to anything anyone wants it to be.
My guess is these kind of make work jobs are designed to accomplish multiple goals.
First, to provide transitional employment for well connected staffers, their friends, family, relatives and appointees needing uninterrupted PERS time between elected official's appointments.
Secondly, create a pool of functionaries ready to be plucked for special pet projects to be named later.
A side benefit is to suck up loose cash near year end to provide justification for why police, fire and roads have "INADEQUATE FUNDING DUE TO BUDGET CUTS..."
to make the voting populace more pliable.
A pothole tracker that would not only identify potholes by size and location, but estimate how much money is being wasted by the website that could be used to fill some of these suckers.
In an odd way, this is brilliant. That is, if the city can get anybody to use it. After all, why worry that the local toothless news outlets might actually wake up and note "Hey, this is ridiculous" when they can pump propaganda and blatant endorsements for CoP benefactors directly to everyone in the area? What amazes me is that this sort of make-work program isn't already a lot more common, but then I suspect we'll see this done in more cities with the mantra "Well, Portland does it this way!"
The concept of a "Zero Based Budget" really scares these people. I used to think it would skim 20% off the city payroll. I'm now thinking it's closer to 30%.
Memo to City Hall: No, you are not the Chamber of Commerce. Let them promote business. Get back to public safety, street maintenance...you know, the stuff you neglect and hate to do because it isn't sexy and fun.
This site could cut out the middleman, eg the Oregonian. No need to subscribe to the paper, which just regurgitates press releases anyways, just go here and read them hot off the press, er, public information officer!
A website dedicated to getting city information out more efficiently via mobile devices.
Yep. Shinola. Wasteful. Outrageous.
Wow you folks really are stuck in the 1980s. Go look at a number of the already (freely contributed) apps, like the one that allows you to quickly recover city health inspections for a restaurant you are considering.
What exactly is wrong with this? Or is the mantra here: complain first, investigate later?
Ed, there's a HUGE difference between apps such as the ones you're citing, that actually apply to city business, and most of the gibberish on that site. At the very least, most of it could qualify as producing a conflict of interest, especially when you have no idea WHY these businesses were listed as choice by the city. Was money exchanged, were certain urges tickled, or is it because the review was written by an intern so thrilled to get freebies from a Portland business that s/he forgot to check on legal or ethical lapses? As it is, this reads like one of those free magazines that pretends that its blurbs are objective journalism, and not a legitimate city resource.
Does anyone out there actually think "hmm, where should I shop today?" and then go to a city website to get suggestions. Talk about #thingsthatwillneverhappen
TTR I don't believe you actually looked at the site. It advertises local businesses "shop local" on the front page but there is no content that I can find about that.
Instead almost all the apps have to do with city data that already exists but far as I can see this makes the information easily accessible. Unified transit info, business licenses issued, road work/closures, police incidents, fire dispatches.
Charamba, Douro 2008
Horse Heaven Hills, Cabernet 2010
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills Pinot Grigio 2011
Avignonesi, Montepulciano 2004
Lorelle, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir 2011
Villa Antinori, Toscana 2007
Mercedes Eguren, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Lorelle, Columbia Valley Cabernet 2011
Purple Moon, Merlot 2011
Purple Moon, Chardonnnay 2011
Abacela, Vintner's Blend No. 12
Opula Red Blend 2010
Liberte, Pinot Noir 2010
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Indian Wells Red Blend 2010
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 2011
King Estate, Pinot Noir 2011
Famille Perrin, Cotes du Rhone Villages 2010
Columbia Crest, Les Chevaux Red 2010
14 Hands, Hot to Trot White Blend
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Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2010
Waterbrook, Reserve Merlot 2009
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills, Pinot Grigio 2011
Tarantas, Rose
Chateau Lajarre, Bordeaux 2009
La Vielle Ferme, Rose 2011
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio 2011
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir 2009
Lello, Douro Tinto 2009
Quinson Fils, Cotes de Provence Rose 2011
Anindor, Pinot Gris 2010
Buenas Ondas, Syrah Rose 2010
Les Fiefs d'Anglars, Malbec 2009
14 Hands, Pinot Gris 2011
Conundrum 2012
Condes de Albarei, Albariño 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2007
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Chateau Ste. Michelle, Cabernet, Indian Wells 2009
Espiral, Vinho Rose
Vin-Koru, Pinot Gris 2011
14 Hands, Hot to Trot Red 2009
Rodney Strong, Cabernet, Sonoma 2009
Abacela, Vintner's Blend #11
Portuga, White 2010
La Bourgeoisie, Red 2009
Januik, Red 2009
Three Rivers, River's Red 2008
Kirkland, Alexander Valley Merlot 2008
Muga, Rioja Rose 2010
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Vineyard 10 White
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Pinot Gris, Columbia Valley 2009
L'Hortus, Rose de Saignee 2010
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Trader Joe's Pinot Gris 2009
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Garda, Classico Chiaretto Rose
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1999
Picos del Montgo, Tempranillo 2008
Chateau de Montmirail, Vacqueyras 2008
La Granja 360, Syrah 2009
Montgras, Carmenere Reserva 2009
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet 2008
Kirkland, Pinot Grigio 2010
Trader Joe's Coastal Syrah 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Merlot 2008
Trader Joe's Coastal Chardonnay 2009
Vieux Papes Red
Domaine de l'Aujardiere, Chardonnay 2009
Santa Rita, Cabernet, Medalla Real 2007
Penfold's, Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet 2008
Guild, Red, Lot #02 2008
Dievole, Dievolino Sangiovese 2008
Laforet, Burgogne Chardonnay 2009
Columbia Winery, Merlot 2007
Bonterra, Cabernet 2008
Elk Cove, Pinot Gris 2009
Maquis Lien 2006
Scott Paul, Pinot Noir, Le Paulee 2007
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Road Work
Miles run year to date: 21
At this date last year: 52
Total run in 2012: 129
In 2011: 113
In 2010: 125
In 2009: 67
In 2008: 28
In 2007: 113
In 2006: 100
In 2005: 149
In 2004: 204
In 2003: 269
Comments (17)
"Presented by the eGovernment Team, City of Portland, OR"
Posted by ltjd | December 5, 2012 7:42 PM
Those are probably just made-up jobs for sycophants, er, I meant "supporters".
Hopefully, someday an adult will take control down there and get rid of the payroll wastage.
Posted by Mr. Grumpy | December 5, 2012 8:28 PM
I doubt that anyone at City Halls anywhere know the difference between productivity and wastage. The general concept of what government is supposed to do has shifted from core services to anything anyone wants it to be.
Posted by Nolo | December 5, 2012 8:47 PM
Somebody, somewhere is getting an Apple gift card...barf.
Posted by Savannah | December 5, 2012 9:29 PM
Here's an app idea. Non city business flyers produced on city computers are auto deleted.
Posted by gibby | December 5, 2012 9:41 PM
My guess is these kind of make work jobs are designed to accomplish multiple goals.
First, to provide transitional employment for well connected staffers, their friends, family, relatives and appointees needing uninterrupted PERS time between elected official's appointments.
Secondly, create a pool of functionaries ready to be plucked for special pet projects to be named later.
A side benefit is to suck up loose cash near year end to provide justification for why police, fire and roads have "INADEQUATE FUNDING DUE TO BUDGET CUTS..."
to make the voting populace more pliable.
Posted by ltjd | December 5, 2012 9:58 PM
I guess I was too late to add an idea:
A pothole tracker that would not only identify potholes by size and location, but estimate how much money is being wasted by the website that could be used to fill some of these suckers.
Posted by tim | December 6, 2012 12:47 AM
In an odd way, this is brilliant. That is, if the city can get anybody to use it. After all, why worry that the local toothless news outlets might actually wake up and note "Hey, this is ridiculous" when they can pump propaganda and blatant endorsements for CoP benefactors directly to everyone in the area? What amazes me is that this sort of make-work program isn't already a lot more common, but then I suspect we'll see this done in more cities with the mantra "Well, Portland does it this way!"
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | December 6, 2012 6:34 AM
The concept of a "Zero Based Budget" really scares these people. I used to think it would skim 20% off the city payroll. I'm now thinking it's closer to 30%.
Posted by David E Gilmore | December 6, 2012 6:53 AM
Memo to City Hall: No, you are not the Chamber of Commerce. Let them promote business. Get back to public safety, street maintenance...you know, the stuff you neglect and hate to do because it isn't sexy and fun.
Thank you.
Posted by Erik H. | December 6, 2012 10:12 AM
This site could cut out the middleman, eg the Oregonian. No need to subscribe to the paper, which just regurgitates press releases anyways, just go here and read them hot off the press, er, public information officer!
Posted by umpire | December 6, 2012 11:31 AM
Tim-
Great idea. But Sam won't approve the app unless it includes a geo-locating feature for finding underage boys.
Posted by RJBob | December 6, 2012 1:16 PM
A website dedicated to getting city information out more efficiently via mobile devices.
Yep. Shinola. Wasteful. Outrageous.
Wow you folks really are stuck in the 1980s. Go look at a number of the already (freely contributed) apps, like the one that allows you to quickly recover city health inspections for a restaurant you are considering.
What exactly is wrong with this? Or is the mantra here: complain first, investigate later?
Posted by Mr. ed | December 6, 2012 2:25 PM
Ed, there's a HUGE difference between apps such as the ones you're citing, that actually apply to city business, and most of the gibberish on that site. At the very least, most of it could qualify as producing a conflict of interest, especially when you have no idea WHY these businesses were listed as choice by the city. Was money exchanged, were certain urges tickled, or is it because the review was written by an intern so thrilled to get freebies from a Portland business that s/he forgot to check on legal or ethical lapses? As it is, this reads like one of those free magazines that pretends that its blurbs are objective journalism, and not a legitimate city resource.
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | December 6, 2012 2:34 PM
Bulls**t on an app is still bulls**t.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 6, 2012 3:35 PM
Does anyone out there actually think "hmm, where should I shop today?" and then go to a city website to get suggestions. Talk about #thingsthatwillneverhappen
Posted by Kent Mulder | December 6, 2012 8:19 PM
TTR I don't believe you actually looked at the site. It advertises local businesses "shop local" on the front page but there is no content that I can find about that.
Instead almost all the apps have to do with city data that already exists but far as I can see this makes the information easily accessible. Unified transit info, business licenses issued, road work/closures, police incidents, fire dispatches.
This is not new stuff. Here is a story on many cities doing the same thing to make themselves more transparent and efficient: http://mashable.com/2011/08/10/mobile-apps-cities/
Posted by Mr Ed | December 7, 2012 8:24 AM