We never thought we'd see the day, but now the toney Arlington Club in downtown Portland is going to start brewing its own beer. Gosh, there's so much comedy potential there, we don't know where to start. The beer is going to need a name -- and a slogan. Readers, let's all chip in and help the nice folks at the Arlington Club out with some suggestions.
Last night I yielded to temptation and bought a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale at the grocery store. According to the label, it is looking for worthy contenders for the title.
http://www.thearlingtonclub.com/club/scripts/public/public.asp?GRP=11700&NS=PUBLIC Gatherings were informal in the early days and remained so until 1881, when the Club was formally organized and the name Arlington was chosen. Just how that christening occurred is a matter of longstanding speculation. Perhaps it was derived from old English nomenclature in which Arlington signified the “finest” or “highest”.
“The Arlington Ale” where only club members and guests will be able to partake of the finest ingredients for the highest price of $100.00 per specially designed bottle.
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Comments (27)
A Whiter Shade of Pale.
Posted by Evergreen Libertarian | October 26, 2011 4:05 PM
A-hole ale.
Posted by dg | October 26, 2011 4:10 PM
Trust Fund Porter. After all, someone has to carry your trust fund.
Posted by Gannicott | October 26, 2011 4:10 PM
How about "Redlining Red Ale"?
Posted by Jack Bog | October 26, 2011 4:13 PM
Fat Cat Stout? Wall Street Imperial? Or, Jack, how about Red Line Ale? Doubles as a transit mixer.
Posted by umpire | October 26, 2011 4:16 PM
Puppetmaster Porter: Favorite beer of the 1%
Posted by Eric | October 26, 2011 4:23 PM
"Linchpin Lager" has a nice ring to it.
Posted by Jack Bog | October 26, 2011 4:29 PM
White
Ale
Special
Pale
Posted by Harry | October 26, 2011 4:30 PM
All Male Pale Ale
Posted by Mike Parr | October 26, 2011 4:48 PM
Pickpocket Porter, This one's for me.
Posted by Bark Munster | October 26, 2011 4:50 PM
Brahmin Brew
Posted by ere | October 26, 2011 4:58 PM
Too Big To Fail Ale
Posted by observer | October 26, 2011 4:59 PM
High Brow Hefeweizen
Blue Blood Bock
Silver Spoon Seasonal Ale
Pompous Pilsner
Pretentious Porter
La-Di-Da Lager
Stuffy Stout
Endless possibilities here...
Posted by Everyone knew her as Nancy | October 26, 2011 5:32 PM
Council Crest Creme
Posted by Portland Native | October 26, 2011 5:46 PM
Goldyweizen
Posted by Mister Tee | October 26, 2011 8:15 PM
Penis Envy?
Posted by Plague2u | October 26, 2011 9:56 PM
Excellent all! I'm laughing my a** off. It's often a bit divisive around here, good to see there's bipartisan humor aplenty. :)
Posted by Ex-bartender | October 26, 2011 10:13 PM
How about Compost Ale?
Posted by Bill McDonald | October 27, 2011 12:22 AM
Redoubt Stout
Posted by gaye harris | October 27, 2011 12:36 AM
Short Sale Ale
Posted by gaye harris | October 27, 2011 12:38 AM
They're too late - Portland Brewing already has a trademark on the most appropriate name they could choose.
Posted by John Rettig | October 27, 2011 12:57 AM
It's because brewing our own beer is classier than making our own Kool-Aid.
Posted by Isaac Laquedem | October 27, 2011 1:12 AM
Pilhillsner
Posted by PDXileinOmaha | October 27, 2011 4:31 AM
Canadian Compost Pail Ale
Posted by Mike Parr | October 27, 2011 7:17 AM
Bitter Olde Money
Stuffed Shirt Stout
Very, Very Private Reserve
Posted by Ralph Woods | October 27, 2011 9:26 AM
Last night I yielded to temptation and bought a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale at the grocery store. According to the label, it is looking for worthy contenders for the title.
Posted by Cynthia | October 27, 2011 11:54 AM
http://www.thearlingtonclub.com/club/scripts/public/public.asp?GRP=11700&NS=PUBLIC
Gatherings were informal in the early days and remained so until 1881, when the Club was formally organized and the name Arlington was chosen. Just how that christening occurred is a matter of longstanding speculation. Perhaps it was derived from old English nomenclature in which Arlington signified the “finest” or “highest”.
“The Arlington Ale” where only club members and guests will be able to partake of the finest ingredients for the highest price of $100.00 per specially designed bottle.
Posted by clinamen | October 27, 2011 7:00 PM