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Monday, June 13, 2011

How to get out of jury duty

Don't bathe for a few weeks before being called in.

Comments (4)

I was recently involved with a trial where one juror was dismissed for sleeping through testimony and another for picking her skin until she bled.

It is my understanding that news reporters said they would only interview the excused juror to get his side of the story if it could be done by telephone.

The juror is probably dealing with the case himself. "Beware, evildoer! You face the wrath of...CAT PISS MAN!"

Thanks for the advice, Professor.

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