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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

A much needed law

Think of how many times you could have made a citizen's arrest.

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The folks down at city hall would never allow it. Too much B.S. coming from them.

If I turned myself in, could I expect a reduced fine.

Damn! To think about how many times I could have been arrested.

I had a co-worker who would let loose ones that could burn the hairs out of a dead nun's nose, which was bad enough. Right after letting one loose, though, he'd ask "So...anybody smell barbecue?" If this law had been in place back then, the cops would have just put him up against the wall and shot him in the head.

Aka "the pucker-up" Ordinance.

'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?"

I would figure they would use the ol' "whoever smelt it, dealt it" rule.

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