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Friday, July 23, 2010

Coming soon to Portland

But without the motor, of course. Surely Portland will find a way to combine Mayor Creepy's passion for bicycles with Fireman Randy's fascination with outdoor toilets.

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I can see Creepy Adams and "Dear Father" Leonard riding this thing in the next Rose Parade. Of course they would be too narcissistic to know people were laughing at them, not with them.

It solves the problem of where to park the Segway while answering the call of nature.

The music for their part in the parade::

"Loo loo, skip to my loo...."

Here's a devious, manipulative thought: create as much traffic congestion as possible everywhere you possibly can... even be creative... then say "See what happens when I let you people drive your stupid cars? Now there's too much traffic congestion. Drastic measures will have to be taken..."... then get and use Federal $$ to implement congestion relieving projects... which aren't really congestion relieving, just social-engineering, real-estate development oriented ones.

Hey JC, in case you haven't noticed, we're already there!

With these vehicles on the roads, at least there would then be someplace to actually "GO".
Does Merrit Paulson III get a gold (goals) plated one?

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