This comment from early this morning deserves a post of its own:
Hi! Sam Adams here. You might have seen me in Mens Room Romance III or Letter Stuffers IX. I'm taking a break from Twitter to tell you about my newest program to help you, Portland.
To keep poor people out of Walmart, we are going to use $20 million of sewer money to fund organic food stamps. These Sam Stamps are good only at Whole Foods, New Season, or Trader Joe's.
Why sewer money? Simple, my crack staff found an article in Mother Jones that says organic food produces smaller stools. Can you say "sewer savings"?
But there's more. Sign up for a new credit card at the Bank of Sam. If you spend $1000 at Whole Foods or New Seasons, the mayor will take credit for donating a can of organic corn to the Oregon Food Bank.
We love our readers.
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On a more serious note, at 3:07 the Mayor sent this e-mail:
The city of Portland and GE (NYSE: GE) today announced a strategic partnership aimed at helping to build a sustainable economy for the city by focusing on energy efficiency, distributed power generation and job creation by local businesses. At a gathering today at Portland City Hall, Mayor Sam Adams and GE representatives signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) that lays out specific collaborative projects, along with a schedule of management meetings to track and measure project progress. Portland is the first city in the United States to have an MoU in place with GE on these sustainable economy efforts.
“The signing of today’s MoU is a milestone in our efforts to move forward aggressively on our city’s economic development strategy and our climate action plan,” said Mayor Adams. “I’m proud to bring Portland and GE together to benefit local entrepreneurs and innovators.”
According to the intent of the MoU, GE will partner with Portland to:
· Engage with local companies to help them develop and expand into new markets via global product licensing;
· Implement residential and commercial energy efficiency retrofits, develop EcoDistricts throughout the city, and work toward the completion of the world-leading Oregon Sustainability Center;
· Explore city finance needs via municipal, state and GE resources.
“Portland is one of our nation’s most progressive and environmentally minded cities. By forging this partnership with GE and its technology, innovative solutions and other offerings, the city has demonstrated its commitment to sustainable growth,” said Peter Foss, GE’s General Manager of Special Programs. “Our work together here will serve as a model for future public-private partnerships in other cities across the country looking to boost local job creation.”
Yeah...Portlandis SO 'environmentally minded" that the street folks poop and pee in any and all floral planters placed outside of businesses, and along the streets, as there are virtually no public toilets. That saves the sewer too!
As a landlord my public/private partnership stops NOW.
Our tenants have requested the removal of said floral planters from the front of their businesses.
Charamba, Douro 2008
Horse Heaven Hills, Cabernet 2010
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills Pinot Grigio 2011
Avignonesi, Montepulciano 2004
Lorelle, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir 2011
Villa Antinori, Toscana 2007
Mercedes Eguren, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Lorelle, Columbia Valley Cabernet 2011
Purple Moon, Merlot 2011
Purple Moon, Chardonnnay 2011
Abacela, Vintner's Blend No. 12
Opula Red Blend 2010
Liberte, Pinot Noir 2010
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Indian Wells Red Blend 2010
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 2011
King Estate, Pinot Noir 2011
Famille Perrin, Cotes du Rhone Villages 2010
Columbia Crest, Les Chevaux Red 2010
14 Hands, Hot to Trot White Blend
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Terrapin Cellars, Pinot Gris 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2009
Campo Viejo, Rioja, Termpranillo 2010
Ravenswood, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2010
Waterbrook, Reserve Merlot 2009
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills, Pinot Grigio 2011
Tarantas, Rose
Chateau Lajarre, Bordeaux 2009
La Vielle Ferme, Rose 2011
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio 2011
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir 2009
Lello, Douro Tinto 2009
Quinson Fils, Cotes de Provence Rose 2011
Anindor, Pinot Gris 2010
Buenas Ondas, Syrah Rose 2010
Les Fiefs d'Anglars, Malbec 2009
14 Hands, Pinot Gris 2011
Conundrum 2012
Condes de Albarei, Albariño 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2007
Penelope Sanchez, Garnacha Syrah 2010
Canoe Ridge, Merlot 2007
Atalaya do Mar, Godello 2010
Vega Montan, Mencia
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir, Marlborough 2009
Portuga, Rose 2011
Revelation, Chardonnay, Pays d'Oc 2010
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 2005
Monte Alto, Tinto Reserva 2005
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Cabernet, Indian Wells 2009
Espiral, Vinho Rose
Vin-Koru, Pinot Gris 2011
14 Hands, Hot to Trot Red 2009
Rodney Strong, Cabernet, Sonoma 2009
Abacela, Vintner's Blend #11
Portuga, White 2010
La Bourgeoisie, Red 2009
Januik, Red 2009
Three Rivers, River's Red 2008
Kirkland, Alexander Valley Merlot 2008
Muga, Rioja Rose 2010
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Vineyard 10 White
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Pinot Gris, Columbia Valley 2009
L'Hortus, Rose de Saignee 2010
Maculan, Pino & Toi 2008
McKinley Springs, Bombing Range Red 2008
Trader Joe's Pinot Gris 2009
Montes Alpha, Cabernet 2007
Gran Sasso, Sangiovese, Terre di Chieti 2009
Garda, Classico Chiaretto Rose
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1999
Picos del Montgo, Tempranillo 2008
Chateau de Montmirail, Vacqueyras 2008
La Granja 360, Syrah 2009
Montgras, Carmenere Reserva 2009
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet 2008
Kirkland, Pinot Grigio 2010
Trader Joe's Coastal Syrah 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Merlot 2008
Trader Joe's Coastal Chardonnay 2009
Vieux Papes Red
Domaine de l'Aujardiere, Chardonnay 2009
Santa Rita, Cabernet, Medalla Real 2007
Penfold's, Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet 2008
Guild, Red, Lot #02 2008
Dievole, Dievolino Sangiovese 2008
Laforet, Burgogne Chardonnay 2009
Columbia Winery, Merlot 2007
Bonterra, Cabernet 2008
Elk Cove, Pinot Gris 2009
Maquis Lien 2006
Scott Paul, Pinot Noir, Le Paulee 2007
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Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
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Sharon Creech - Walk Two Moons
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Mark Herrmann - The Curmudgeon's Guide to Practicing Law
Barry Glassner - The Gospel of Food
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Penda Diakité - I Lost My Tooth in Africa
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Madeline L'Engle - A Wrinkle in Time
Steven Hart - The Last Three Miles
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
Karen Armstrong - The Spiral Staircase
Charles Larson - The Portland Murders
Adrian Wojnarowski - The Miracle of St. Anthony
William H. Colby - Long Goodbye
Steven D. Stark - Meet the Beatles
Phil Stanford - Portland Confidential
Rick Moody - Garden State
Jonathan Schwartz - All in Good Time
David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Anthony Holden - Big Deal
Robert J. Spitzer - The Spirit of Leadership
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Comments (2)
On a more serious note, at 3:07 the Mayor sent this e-mail:
The city of Portland and GE (NYSE: GE) today announced a strategic partnership aimed at helping to build a sustainable economy for the city by focusing on energy efficiency, distributed power generation and job creation by local businesses. At a gathering today at Portland City Hall, Mayor Sam Adams and GE representatives signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) that lays out specific collaborative projects, along with a schedule of management meetings to track and measure project progress. Portland is the first city in the United States to have an MoU in place with GE on these sustainable economy efforts.
“The signing of today’s MoU is a milestone in our efforts to move forward aggressively on our city’s economic development strategy and our climate action plan,” said Mayor Adams. “I’m proud to bring Portland and GE together to benefit local entrepreneurs and innovators.”
According to the intent of the MoU, GE will partner with Portland to:
· Engage with local companies to help them develop and expand into new markets via global product licensing;
· Implement residential and commercial energy efficiency retrofits, develop EcoDistricts throughout the city, and work toward the completion of the world-leading Oregon Sustainability Center;
· Explore city finance needs via municipal, state and GE resources.
“Portland is one of our nation’s most progressive and environmentally minded cities. By forging this partnership with GE and its technology, innovative solutions and other offerings, the city has demonstrated its commitment to sustainable growth,” said Peter Foss, GE’s General Manager of Special Programs. “Our work together here will serve as a model for future public-private partnerships in other cities across the country looking to boost local job creation.”
To view the MoU, please click here.
Sincerely,
Sam Adams
Mayor
Posted by Fred Stovel | June 8, 2010 3:28 PM
Yeah...Portlandis SO 'environmentally minded" that the street folks poop and pee in any and all floral planters placed outside of businesses, and along the streets, as there are virtually no public toilets. That saves the sewer too!
As a landlord my public/private partnership stops NOW.
Our tenants have requested the removal of said floral planters from the front of their businesses.
Posted by portland native | June 8, 2010 3:36 PM