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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Never eat a banana again

The Green Police will be watching.

Posted at 1:05 PM | Permalink

Comments (13)

Bananas or almost anything else in any market any place!
I'm all for local food but people have to eat and poor people have far fewer choices about what they eat than some of us do.
If you really want to reduce carbon emissions, don't reproduce! Kids pollute!
How's that for an ecological slogan?

Posted by portland native | April 7, 2010 1:49 PM

Is this author being paid by city? If so, how much? A day after the big "we-gotta-talk" memo from Father Sam?

Posted by SKA | April 7, 2010 2:19 PM

It thought Portland adheres to the separation of Church and State. Having my tax dollars go to the Green Religion has got to stop.

Why haven't the citizens of Portland voiced this concern about the Green Religion. If you believe in it, just live it, but don't use our tax dollars that are in short supply to preach. I'm beginning to believe that over 30% of our tax dollars are being spent on PR.

Posted by lw | April 7, 2010 3:24 PM

And now we understand why Sam Adams is so big on fiscal austerity right now: it's all tied to a hiring freeze. We can't expect someone to force out Sam's handpicked goofballs and hire someone who does more than plan idiotic events such as this, now can we?

Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | April 7, 2010 3:44 PM

enough is enough- lw is correct-
"If you believe in it, just live it, but don't use our tax dollars that are in short supply to preach. I'm beginning to believe that over 30% of our tax dollars are being spent on PR."
I dont think I would even call this stuff PR...more like BS. I am all for buying local etc also, but I am not going to tell everyone how to live.

Posted by kathe w. | April 7, 2010 4:02 PM

"...our food system is likely responsible for a third of global greenhouse gas emissions."

Man, I know my food system definitely makes a contribution to the gas emissions. 'Specially when I forget to take my Beano!

Posted by PDXLifer | April 7, 2010 4:19 PM

Bananas are local produce. You can find a bunch of six sitting at the City Council table every Wednesday and Thursday.

Posted by Garage Wine | April 7, 2010 4:41 PM

Ha! Garage Wine can't count.

Posted by Bronch O'Humphrey | April 7, 2010 4:56 PM

I was including the Auditor, who sits stage left of the main stage ...

Posted by Garage Wine | April 7, 2010 5:27 PM

Yeah! and those bananas are rotten too!
Good one GW!

Posted by portland native | April 7, 2010 6:14 PM

Don't forget the Bureau of Plantains!

Posted by Mojo | April 7, 2010 11:44 PM

I was disappointed that there aren't included in that post some of the talk-points, maybe, of this so-called 'step up to the plate' agenda. It will be interesting to find out if my concerns are justified in that this appears as yet another encroachment upon civil liberties by the Church of Green.

The way the corporations are farming livestock is abhorrent. Seriously, out behind the woodshed kind of abhorrent. I get the feeling though that Church of Green clergy like Lappe aren't interested in simply cleaning that up by supporting independent producers. Instead I'm left worried that she intends to meddle in my business in order to address HER concerns.

I haven't showered in months and Noah was a pup the last time I did laundry. Mark me down for the second event on Sunday at the PDX building come 2:00 p.m. I love exposing 'tolerant' liberals to moi and my funk. It's icing on the hemp-seed-cookie to heckle them the whole time I'm there.

Posted by Vance Longwell | April 8, 2010 9:14 AM

We have a department of Food Policy and Programs???

Posted by Michelle | April 8, 2010 12:54 PM

In Vino Veritas

Charamba, Douro 2008
Horse Heaven Hills, Cabernet 2010
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills Pinot Grigio 2011
Avignonesi, Montepulciano 2004
Lorelle, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir 2011
Villa Antinori, Toscana 2007
Mercedes Eguren, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Lorelle, Columbia Valley Cabernet 2011
Purple Moon, Merlot 2011
Purple Moon, Chardonnnay 2011
Abacela, Vintner's Blend No. 12
Opula Red Blend 2010
Liberte, Pinot Noir 2010
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Indian Wells Red Blend 2010
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 2011
King Estate, Pinot Noir 2011
Famille Perrin, Cotes du Rhone Villages 2010
Columbia Crest, Les Chevaux Red 2010
14 Hands, Hot to Trot White Blend
Familia Bianchi, Malbec 2009
Terrapin Cellars, Pinot Gris 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2009
Campo Viejo, Rioja, Termpranillo 2010
Ravenswood, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2010
Waterbrook, Reserve Merlot 2009
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills, Pinot Grigio 2011
Tarantas, Rose
Chateau Lajarre, Bordeaux 2009
La Vielle Ferme, Rose 2011
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio 2011
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir 2009
Lello, Douro Tinto 2009
Quinson Fils, Cotes de Provence Rose 2011
Anindor, Pinot Gris 2010
Buenas Ondas, Syrah Rose 2010
Les Fiefs d'Anglars, Malbec 2009
14 Hands, Pinot Gris 2011
Conundrum 2012
Condes de Albarei, Albariño 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2007
Penelope Sanchez, Garnacha Syrah 2010
Canoe Ridge, Merlot 2007
Atalaya do Mar, Godello 2010
Vega Montan, Mencia
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir, Marlborough 2009
Portuga, Rose 2011
Revelation, Chardonnay, Pays d'Oc 2010
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 2005
Monte Alto, Tinto Reserva 2005
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Cabernet, Indian Wells 2009
Espiral, Vinho Rose
Vin-Koru, Pinot Gris 2011
14 Hands, Hot to Trot Red 2009
Rodney Strong, Cabernet, Sonoma 2009
Abacela, Vintner's Blend #11
Portuga, White 2010
La Bourgeoisie, Red 2009
Januik, Red 2009
Three Rivers, River's Red 2008
Kirkland, Alexander Valley Merlot 2008
Muga, Rioja Rose 2010
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Vineyard 10 White
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Pinot Gris, Columbia Valley 2009
L'Hortus, Rose de Saignee 2010
Maculan, Pino & Toi 2008
McKinley Springs, Bombing Range Red 2008
Trader Joe's Pinot Gris 2009
Montes Alpha, Cabernet 2007
Gran Sasso, Sangiovese, Terre di Chieti 2009
Garda, Classico Chiaretto Rose
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1999
Picos del Montgo, Tempranillo 2008
Chateau de Montmirail, Vacqueyras 2008
La Granja 360, Syrah 2009
Montgras, Carmenere Reserva 2009
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet 2008
Kirkland, Pinot Grigio 2010
Trader Joe's Coastal Syrah 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Merlot 2008
Trader Joe's Coastal Chardonnay 2009
Vieux Papes Red
Domaine de l'Aujardiere, Chardonnay 2009
Santa Rita, Cabernet, Medalla Real 2007
Penfold's, Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet 2008
Guild, Red, Lot #02 2008
Dievole, Dievolino Sangiovese 2008
Laforet, Burgogne Chardonnay 2009
Columbia Winery, Merlot 2007
Bonterra, Cabernet 2008
Elk Cove, Pinot Gris 2009
Maquis Lien 2006
Scott Paul, Pinot Noir, Le Paulee 2007

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Mark Bego - Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul (2012 ed.)
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Charles Dickens - A Christmas Carol
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Deborah Eisenberg - Transactions in a Foreign Currency
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Kathryn Lance - Pandora's Genes
Cheryl Strayed - Wild
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Jack London - The House of Pride, and Other Tales of Hawaii
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Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
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Sharon Creech - Walk Two Moons
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Mark Herrmann - The Curmudgeon's Guide to Practicing Law
Barry Glassner - The Gospel of Food
Phil Stanford - The Peyton-Allan Files
Jesse Katz - The Opposite Field
Evelyn Waugh - Brideshead Revisited
J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
David Sedaris - Holidays on Ice
Donald Miller - A Million Miles in a Thousand Years
Mitch Albom - Have a Little Faith
C.S. Lewis - The Magician's Nephew
F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby
William Shakespeare - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Ivan Doig - Bucking the Sun
Penda Diakité - I Lost My Tooth in Africa
Grace Lin - The Year of the Rat
Oscar Hijuelos - Mr. Ives' Christmas
Madeline L'Engle - A Wrinkle in Time
Steven Hart - The Last Three Miles
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
Karen Armstrong - The Spiral Staircase
Charles Larson - The Portland Murders
Adrian Wojnarowski - The Miracle of St. Anthony
William H. Colby - Long Goodbye
Steven D. Stark - Meet the Beatles
Phil Stanford - Portland Confidential
Rick Moody - Garden State
Jonathan Schwartz - All in Good Time
David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Anthony Holden - Big Deal
Robert J. Spitzer - The Spirit of Leadership
James McManus - Positively Fifth Street
Jeff Noon - Vurt

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