None of our players picked up a thing in our charity pro football underdog pool today, as both favorites won their games. This leaves our final winners just as the standings were after the games of last week:
1st place: Mark - 44.5 2nd place: Gordon - 43 3rd place: genop's mom - 40
These three each get to designate charities to receive parts of our pool: $300, $75, and $45, respectively. Gordon told me the other day that he wants his share (which turns out to be $75) sent to Mercy Corps for Haiti relief. Mark and genop's mom, forgive me, but if you indicated your charity, I no longer have it handy. Please let us know, and I'll get the checks out right away.
Picking 'dogs for NFL upsets is a great diversion. Each week the players root for an upset, without the benefit of the point spread, which keeps things relatively wholesome. And yet the professional oddsmakers' predictions are still relevant, in that they set up the payoff for a correct pick. Some players pile up points slowly and steadily, while others unleash long bombs, at least as the season winds down. And having a skin in the game, however minor, keeps the players' eyes fixed on the Big Daddies more intently than they otherwise might be.
We had a few administrative glitches this time around, but we've learned some things and will have some technical improvements if we do this again come next season. Until then, thanks to everybody who played, and to everybody who offered advice to the players. And of course, congratulations to our winners.
Players, kibitzers, readers -- your thoughts on the end of the pool, today's games, and the upcoming Super Bowl are most welcome.
Comments (14)
Thanks again for pulling this off.
I've been thinking how much tougher they have made it to stay on top since the NFL changed the playoff rules to reward the teams with the best records and then to schedule the out-of-division games for each year based on matching teams with comparable finishes in the prior years.
Despite hating most of their owners as plundering, disloyal, and conniving bastards, I have to hand it to them that they have actually figured out a way to improve what was already the most popular product (sport).
Thus, I am moved to wonder if we shouldn't ponder something similar in the Dog Pool to make it harder to stay on top -- say, a requirement that the top three pickers in the standings each week have to submit their picks publicly, 24 hours ahead of everyone else. So, if the picks are due by Saturday at midnight, the top three pickers have to submit picks to you (or via the website) a day sooner, and they don't get to keep their picks secret.
Bill -- thought of you today. Just read a book by a Brit comic/journalist called "Belching Out The Devil: Global adventures with Coca-Cola" -- all about the reality of Coke's operations in third-world countries. Funny, funny writer, makes the very grim story readable. I think you'd enjoy it.
Thanks Jack, for organizing the pool. It was fun and gave me a reason to watch football.
Congratulations to the winners. I hope to give you all a run for your money if we play again next year.
My charity picks are Oregon Children's Theater and Mercy Corps (50/50 split). Thanks be to Jack for organizing this pool. I'm sorry it ended with a fizzle, but it was certainly fun there at the end of the regular season.
Jack - This was great fun, albeit at times aggravating watching hopeless dogs. Thank you for all your efforts and to those that picked wonderful charities.
How fitting that Brett Farve's seemingly last pass in the NFL was interception. Apologies to my family for the 5 second,110 decibel F-bomb. And congrats to Mark, Gordon & genop's mom!
Hey Jack, how about a charity pool on the Westlund/Kroger race?
Maybe a guess as to the final tally coupled with who wrote the longest single release or better yet, who said the least with the biggest number of words or maybe Oregon Bingo, with words like tax, charette, sustainable, even our newest word sharrow.
No, no mention of Kaki Cola, but a chapter on "Big Cola," a Peruvian cola sold for a fraction of the cost of Coke in Mexico (Coke's #1 market and a huge contributor to exploding obesity there) -- Coke pulled out all the stops to force the little corner stores (the Mom & Pops) to stop carrying Big Cola, so much so that the Mexican Govt. socked Coke with the biggest fine in its history (so blatant was their mob-like tactics).
Charamba, Douro 2008
Horse Heaven Hills, Cabernet 2010
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills Pinot Grigio 2011
Avignonesi, Montepulciano 2004
Lorelle, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir 2011
Villa Antinori, Toscana 2007
Mercedes Eguren, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Lorelle, Columbia Valley Cabernet 2011
Purple Moon, Merlot 2011
Purple Moon, Chardonnnay 2011
Abacela, Vintner's Blend No. 12
Opula Red Blend 2010
Liberte, Pinot Noir 2010
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Indian Wells Red Blend 2010
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 2011
King Estate, Pinot Noir 2011
Famille Perrin, Cotes du Rhone Villages 2010
Columbia Crest, Les Chevaux Red 2010
14 Hands, Hot to Trot White Blend
Familia Bianchi, Malbec 2009
Terrapin Cellars, Pinot Gris 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2009
Campo Viejo, Rioja, Termpranillo 2010
Ravenswood, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2010
Waterbrook, Reserve Merlot 2009
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills, Pinot Grigio 2011
Tarantas, Rose
Chateau Lajarre, Bordeaux 2009
La Vielle Ferme, Rose 2011
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio 2011
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir 2009
Lello, Douro Tinto 2009
Quinson Fils, Cotes de Provence Rose 2011
Anindor, Pinot Gris 2010
Buenas Ondas, Syrah Rose 2010
Les Fiefs d'Anglars, Malbec 2009
14 Hands, Pinot Gris 2011
Conundrum 2012
Condes de Albarei, Albariño 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2007
Penelope Sanchez, Garnacha Syrah 2010
Canoe Ridge, Merlot 2007
Atalaya do Mar, Godello 2010
Vega Montan, Mencia
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir, Marlborough 2009
Portuga, Rose 2011
Revelation, Chardonnay, Pays d'Oc 2010
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 2005
Monte Alto, Tinto Reserva 2005
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Cabernet, Indian Wells 2009
Espiral, Vinho Rose
Vin-Koru, Pinot Gris 2011
14 Hands, Hot to Trot Red 2009
Rodney Strong, Cabernet, Sonoma 2009
Abacela, Vintner's Blend #11
Portuga, White 2010
La Bourgeoisie, Red 2009
Januik, Red 2009
Three Rivers, River's Red 2008
Kirkland, Alexander Valley Merlot 2008
Muga, Rioja Rose 2010
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Vineyard 10 White
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Pinot Gris, Columbia Valley 2009
L'Hortus, Rose de Saignee 2010
Maculan, Pino & Toi 2008
McKinley Springs, Bombing Range Red 2008
Trader Joe's Pinot Gris 2009
Montes Alpha, Cabernet 2007
Gran Sasso, Sangiovese, Terre di Chieti 2009
Garda, Classico Chiaretto Rose
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1999
Picos del Montgo, Tempranillo 2008
Chateau de Montmirail, Vacqueyras 2008
La Granja 360, Syrah 2009
Montgras, Carmenere Reserva 2009
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet 2008
Kirkland, Pinot Grigio 2010
Trader Joe's Coastal Syrah 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Merlot 2008
Trader Joe's Coastal Chardonnay 2009
Vieux Papes Red
Domaine de l'Aujardiere, Chardonnay 2009
Santa Rita, Cabernet, Medalla Real 2007
Penfold's, Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet 2008
Guild, Red, Lot #02 2008
Dievole, Dievolino Sangiovese 2008
Laforet, Burgogne Chardonnay 2009
Columbia Winery, Merlot 2007
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Elk Cove, Pinot Gris 2009
Maquis Lien 2006
Scott Paul, Pinot Noir, Le Paulee 2007
The Occasional Book
Neil Young - Waging Heavy Peace
Mark Bego - Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul (2012 ed.)
Jenny Lawson - Let's Pretend This Never Happened
J.D. Salinger - Franny and Zooey
Charles Dickens - A Christmas Carol
Timothy Egan - The Big Burn
Deborah Eisenberg - Transactions in a Foreign Currency
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - Slaughterhouse Five
Kathryn Lance - Pandora's Genes
Cheryl Strayed - Wild
Fyodor Dostoyevsky - The Brothers Karamazov
Jack London - The House of Pride, and Other Tales of Hawaii
Jack Walker - The Extraordinary Rendition of Vincent Dellamaria
Colum McCann - Let the Great World Spin
Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird
Emma McLaughlin & Nicola Kraus - The Nanny Diaries
Brian Selznick - The Invention of Hugo Cabret
Sharon Creech - Walk Two Moons
Keith Richards - Life
F. Sionil Jose - Dusk
Natalie Babbitt - Tuck Everlasting
Justin Halpern - S#*t My Dad Says
Mark Herrmann - The Curmudgeon's Guide to Practicing Law
Barry Glassner - The Gospel of Food
Phil Stanford - The Peyton-Allan Files
Jesse Katz - The Opposite Field
Evelyn Waugh - Brideshead Revisited
J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
David Sedaris - Holidays on Ice
Donald Miller - A Million Miles in a Thousand Years
Mitch Albom - Have a Little Faith
C.S. Lewis - The Magician's Nephew
F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby
William Shakespeare - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Ivan Doig - Bucking the Sun
Penda Diakité - I Lost My Tooth in Africa
Grace Lin - The Year of the Rat
Oscar Hijuelos - Mr. Ives' Christmas
Madeline L'Engle - A Wrinkle in Time
Steven Hart - The Last Three Miles
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
Karen Armstrong - The Spiral Staircase
Charles Larson - The Portland Murders
Adrian Wojnarowski - The Miracle of St. Anthony
William H. Colby - Long Goodbye
Steven D. Stark - Meet the Beatles
Phil Stanford - Portland Confidential
Rick Moody - Garden State
Jonathan Schwartz - All in Good Time
David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Anthony Holden - Big Deal
Robert J. Spitzer - The Spirit of Leadership
James McManus - Positively Fifth Street
Jeff Noon - Vurt
Road Work
Miles run year to date: 21
At this date last year: 52
Total run in 2012: 129
In 2011: 113
In 2010: 125
In 2009: 67
In 2008: 28
In 2007: 113
In 2006: 100
In 2005: 149
In 2004: 204
In 2003: 269
Comments (14)
Thanks again for pulling this off.
I've been thinking how much tougher they have made it to stay on top since the NFL changed the playoff rules to reward the teams with the best records and then to schedule the out-of-division games for each year based on matching teams with comparable finishes in the prior years.
Despite hating most of their owners as plundering, disloyal, and conniving bastards, I have to hand it to them that they have actually figured out a way to improve what was already the most popular product (sport).
Thus, I am moved to wonder if we shouldn't ponder something similar in the Dog Pool to make it harder to stay on top -- say, a requirement that the top three pickers in the standings each week have to submit their picks publicly, 24 hours ahead of everyone else. So, if the picks are due by Saturday at midnight, the top three pickers have to submit picks to you (or via the website) a day sooner, and they don't get to keep their picks secret.
Just a thought . . .
Posted by George Anonymuncule Seldes | January 24, 2010 9:01 PM
Brett Favre reminded me of late in Mohammed Ali's career. He showed a ton of heart out there.
Posted by Bill Mcdonald | January 24, 2010 9:27 PM
Bill -- thought of you today. Just read a book by a Brit comic/journalist called "Belching Out The Devil: Global adventures with Coca-Cola" -- all about the reality of Coke's operations in third-world countries. Funny, funny writer, makes the very grim story readable. I think you'd enjoy it.
Posted by George Anonymuncule Seldes | January 24, 2010 11:15 PM
Jack
Thanks for doing this. It took time and all of us appreciate your making the effort to give us some entertainment and help good causes.
I had told my charity I would match what I won, and after sharing the results with them they now regard me as the world's greatest doofus.
You know, if the results were seasonally adjusted I would have a higher standing. (Thinking like that is what got me to the level I am today).
Posted by sidney | January 25, 2010 6:33 AM
Thanks Jack, for organizing the pool. It was fun and gave me a reason to watch football.
Congratulations to the winners. I hope to give you all a run for your money if we play again next year.
Posted by annie | January 25, 2010 9:14 AM
My charity picks are Oregon Children's Theater and Mercy Corps (50/50 split). Thanks be to Jack for organizing this pool. I'm sorry it ended with a fizzle, but it was certainly fun there at the end of the regular season.
Posted by Mark | January 25, 2010 10:17 AM
Jack - This was great fun, albeit at times aggravating watching hopeless dogs. Thank you for all your efforts and to those that picked wonderful charities.
Posted by Robert | January 25, 2010 10:51 AM
How fitting that Brett Farve's seemingly last pass in the NFL was interception. Apologies to my family for the 5 second,110 decibel F-bomb. And congrats to Mark, Gordon & genop's mom!
Posted by Bad Brad | January 25, 2010 11:35 AM
Jack, thank you for organizing this. Sign me up for next year!
Mark, Gordon and genop's mom, congratulations! Those points were not easy to come by.
Posted by Doug | January 25, 2010 1:02 PM
Hey Jack, how about a charity pool on the Westlund/Kroger race?
Maybe a guess as to the final tally coupled with who wrote the longest single release or better yet, who said the least with the biggest number of words or maybe Oregon Bingo, with words like tax, charette, sustainable, even our newest word sharrow.
I kid. It was fun to follow. Thanks b
Posted by recovering conservative | January 25, 2010 1:04 PM
George,
I wonder if it covered the story behind Kaki Cola, the coke-substitute I drank as a kid in Arabia.
Posted by Bill McDonald | January 25, 2010 6:07 PM
No, no mention of Kaki Cola, but a chapter on "Big Cola," a Peruvian cola sold for a fraction of the cost of Coke in Mexico (Coke's #1 market and a huge contributor to exploding obesity there) -- Coke pulled out all the stops to force the little corner stores (the Mom & Pops) to stop carrying Big Cola, so much so that the Mexican Govt. socked Coke with the biggest fine in its history (so blatant was their mob-like tactics).
Posted by George Anonymuncule Seldes | January 25, 2010 10:46 PM
Charity NCAA basketball pool anyone?
(Easy for me to say, since I do none of the work . . . )
Posted by George Anonymuncule Seldes | January 26, 2010 7:58 AM
That was a good time, Jack. Thanks! Looking forward to next year.
Posted by Kevin | January 27, 2010 9:12 AM