Clearly Palin is angling for the wily sucker fish and is so prolific that she has exceeded her bag limit. Fortunately suckers are on the endangered species list and becoming more rare given the advent of the internet and a more well informed electorate.
Most of the remaining population of suckers can be found in the depths and vicinity of Fox news which makes them easy prey for even the most inarticulate propagandist. Happy angling.
Funny how scared the liberal press/media is of Palin. Amazing. You know, free publicity is hard to come by, you can't quit writing about her for some strange reason. Could it be her ideas are so main stream it scares you into taking pot shots, maybe that will make her go away? Not going to happen.
I admit the thought of Palin a heartbeat away from the presidency was scary. It still scares me to think about that. Fortunately it didn't happen.
Most of this now is just a celebration of what an idiotic dingbat she really was. And listening to the ring-wing spinners try and say it was a brilliant move to quit her job....well, that actually made my balls tingle with joy.
Go Sarah, may your higher calling net you all the cash you desire!
I wasn't as scared of Palin being one heartbeat away as I was of McCain's beating heart being in the President's chair. Something about a guy who had spent several years being tortured in the Hanoi Hilton having his finger on the button did not sit well with me.
The primary problem with fast-trackers like Palin, Sten and Adams is that they haven't any real experience with adversity and failure until they get to a level where their failures become everybody's problem. The truth is that loss and setbacks are educational and it helps to get a real taste in your formative years. Everybody makes mistakes, but you can't have your biggest ones also be your first ones at the height of your career. People don't like that. We all learn our lesson some time; learning early is better.
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Comments (17)
Wrong fish. Those are redtail drum. They don't live anywhere near the North Pacific or Bristol Bay where Palin is fishing for Sockeye (Red) Salmon.
Posted by dg | July 29, 2009 8:57 AM
Yeah, but if Opie and Caribou Barbie are really having an affair, they're not going to fish close to home.
Posted by Bill McDonald | July 29, 2009 9:30 AM
Key difference:
Sten just went away, but Palin promises not to.
Posted by none | July 29, 2009 9:34 AM
Palin is fishing for Sockeye (Red) Salmon.
Nope. She's angling for the Dollar Fish, a green, bottom-dwelling creature that all political anglers deny either fishing for or catching.
Never have I seen a "politician" who overestimates their ability as much as Palin seems to.
Posted by ecohuman | July 29, 2009 9:46 AM
Why can't Creepy and Fireboy take inspirtaion from these two...
Posted by RANZ | July 29, 2009 10:02 AM
Ms. Palin is winning in this life. Thanks for keeping her in the public eye.
Posted by Larry | July 29, 2009 10:31 AM
Uh, oh, the pun machine is going into overdrive . . . gills and buoys spawning new schemes . . .
Posted by NW Portlander | July 29, 2009 10:58 AM
Clearly Palin is angling for the wily sucker fish and is so prolific that she has exceeded her bag limit. Fortunately suckers are on the endangered species list and becoming more rare given the advent of the internet and a more well informed electorate.
Most of the remaining population of suckers can be found in the depths and vicinity of Fox news which makes them easy prey for even the most inarticulate propagandist. Happy angling.
Posted by genop | July 29, 2009 11:02 AM
Funny how scared the liberal press/media is of Palin. Amazing. You know, free publicity is hard to come by, you can't quit writing about her for some strange reason. Could it be her ideas are so main stream it scares you into taking pot shots, maybe that will make her go away? Not going to happen.
Posted by Bill | July 29, 2009 11:13 AM
Er, I believe she's already gone -- except from the tabloid covers. The Republicans should be quite relieved.
Posted by Jack Bog | July 29, 2009 11:21 AM
I admit the thought of Palin a heartbeat away from the presidency was scary. It still scares me to think about that. Fortunately it didn't happen.
Most of this now is just a celebration of what an idiotic dingbat she really was. And listening to the ring-wing spinners try and say it was a brilliant move to quit her job....well, that actually made my balls tingle with joy.
Go Sarah, may your higher calling net you all the cash you desire!
Posted by Bill McDonald | July 29, 2009 11:25 AM
Maybe she will be caught in the net too???
Those lethal drag nets catch everything without regard to collateral damage....
Posted by portland native | July 29, 2009 11:48 AM
I wasn't as scared of Palin being one heartbeat away as I was of McCain's beating heart being in the President's chair. Something about a guy who had spent several years being tortured in the Hanoi Hilton having his finger on the button did not sit well with me.
Posted by Robert Collins | July 29, 2009 12:02 PM
Palin would have been better than Cheney was. She would have been caught.
Posted by Bark Munster | July 29, 2009 12:03 PM
Well, at least Palin could actually catch her fish, whereas Sten...errrr... not so much.
Posted by Larry K | July 29, 2009 12:17 PM
Eric the Flake should be so lucky
Posted by Mark | July 29, 2009 6:13 PM
The primary problem with fast-trackers like Palin, Sten and Adams is that they haven't any real experience with adversity and failure until they get to a level where their failures become everybody's problem. The truth is that loss and setbacks are educational and it helps to get a real taste in your formative years. Everybody makes mistakes, but you can't have your biggest ones also be your first ones at the height of your career. People don't like that. We all learn our lesson some time; learning early is better.
Posted by ep | July 30, 2009 12:05 AM