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Monday, May 25, 2009

Update: Pringles *are* potato chips, after all

We blogged last summer about what we thought was the definitive ruling on the subject of "potatoness." But no -- a higher authority has determined otherwise. Yes, a Pringle is a potato chip (or potato "crisp") for purposes of the British value-added tax.

Up next: Is a fat-free cookie "food"?

Meanwhile, in other tax news... [Via TaxProf Blog.]

Comments (9)

If a fat free cookie is not food, how about defining it as a nutritional supplement or stool softener.

And watercress isn't food either: it should be classified as a freshwater fish tank ornamental.

My guess is that a fat-free cookie is still technically food, although I've never had one.

A pretzel is a fat-free cookie. Is a pretzel food?

I'm stunned. There's only 42% potato in those? I shudder to think what the other 58% is.

...I shudder to think what the other 58% is....

INGREDIENTS: DRIED POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (CONTAINS ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: CORN OIL, COTTONSEED OIL, SOYBEAN OIL, AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL), RICE FLOUR, WHEAT STARCH, MALTODEXTRIN, SALT AND DEXTROSE.
CONTAINS WHEAT INGREDIENTS.

NO ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS ยท NO PRESERVATIVES

It always tickled me to read that Velveeta called itself, "cheese food." This sounds like a product you would feed your pet Cheddar rather than something meant for human consumption.

Spam must also occupy a unique niche in the "food" chain.

Spam, as I understand it, is an abbreviation for "spiced ham." Hormel didn't do so well with Spish.

Am I reading the Pringles case wrong? Did Pringles try to argue that by making a product less natural, it was therefore more a real food and not a snack?

I think their argument was that there were so many other ingredients in Pringles besides potatoes, and they processed them all so heavily, that you couldn't call the resulting product a potato chip (or potato crisp, as they say in England).

I wondered for years if there was some sort of addictive chemical in Pringles. You know, some weird brain-melting chemical like Nutra-Sweet that our military chemists stumbled upon, that was then sold to some giant Frankenfood purveyor.

Because, you know, you literally can't eat just one. I would crack open the can, eat one, and then wind up eating like a third of the thing before I even figured out what I was up to, like it was just totally unconscious automatic behavior.

Gave those nasty little treats up in favor of good ol' plain tortilla chips and various salsas a long time ago...




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