Nothing gets my blood pressure up quicker than an expensive piece of government propaganda in our mailbox. Yesterday it was this brag piece from the Portland School Board:
The mailer measures something like 9½ by 27 inches, folded into thirds. Full color, two-sided, glossy, card stock. Professional portraits and high-end graphics, fancy graphs and tables -- pardon me for being a grouchy old coot, but how the heck much did this thing cost? One of the banner headlines in it reads "Spending Where It Counts: In the Classroom." The document itself speaks to the contrary.
I support our public schools, but Super Carole, do us all a favor -- next time send us a small black-and-white postcard with a link to a website. Go with cheapo tables. Skip the photographers and the graphic designers.
Take the savings and hire a teacher.
Comments (20)
Ha ha - I thought the same thing too. I also liked the propaganda that painted more than half the budget chart classifying teachers pay and schoolbooks in the same category.
Uh huh.
According to the fine print note inside, it "...cost 22 cents per copy to print and distribute." They go on to "...gratefully acknowledge the support of the generous sponsors who made this report possible." I don't see a list of sponsors so I'm assuming they are thanking the generosity of the Portland taxpayers. As if we had a choice.
Just speculating here, but could be that the costs were paid for by the Portland Public Schools Foundation, a non-profit organization that raises contributions from foundations and other private funders. Not to say that it's the best way for them to be spending money, but it would (in my opinion) be better for the foundation to spend it than for the district itself.
But how much to write it? To take the photos? To produce the graphs? To design the layout? How much for postage?
I think "print" is a broad category that means all costs up to the point that it was printed, not just the actual printing of the piece.
Gee, I guess we need to privatize and deregulate Portland Public Schools, then. I hear that the former directors of Bear Stearns and AIG are looking for jobs.
Fair questions on our schools performance report. I just wanted to let you know that the graphics, photography, tables and text were entirely produced in-house by the same PPS staff who also write and design parent alerts, school brochures, flyers, the monthly e-newsletter and other school publications for the district's 85 schools. (OK, full disclosure, we did use three photos of PPS students we purchased from a local photographer).
Since 84% of families in PPS neighborhoods send their kids to PPS schools, and taxpayers fund that education, we get lots of questions about what kind of results we're getting. We thought this would be a good way to share that information -- and to be honest, we didn't think it had to look bland, just because it's from your schools.
Why does there need to be any communication? Can't the parents just tell by talking to their kids if they are learning anything or not? That method seems to work at our house just fine.
I'd really rather spend my .22 on getting some clear and consistent communication from my kid's teacher about the homework assignments. Whatever happened to the computerized homework assignment web site? There's no excuse for this kind of mailing in my opinion.
It's pretty. But why does PPS need an in-house design team? This is bureaucracy in action. We pay our schools to teach our children, yet they add layer upon layer of "adminstrative" staff.
We get cute brochures, and uneducated children. Oh, and guess what? They need more of your money.
You want it all, don't you? You want schools that can provide for children's educational, physical, psychological, sociological, nutritional, and medical needs, but you don't want provide enough funds to hire the professionals or enough teachers to do it. You want schools to spend all their time teaching, and also spend all their time educating the parents.
Let's face it, lots of parents suck. They don't take an interest in their children's education (for a variety of reasons). And, now, you blame the school when they have to use slick advertising to break through to the parents who are too enthralled in their televisions.
And when a PPS person comes on here to explain, the first thing that happens is that the words of in-house personnel are twisted into an in-house design team. Education is about communicating information; its not surprising that schools have a number of professionals who can effectively communicate information (in fact, that's a core competency).
Actually, Chris, I want schools that can provide for childrens' educational needs. I'll take care of the rest, if that's okay. I really don't want them involved in my child's medical, nutitional, or other issues.
As it happens, our schools don't seem to be doing a particularly good job in regard to education. That's why colleges are increasingly requiring remedial courses for incoming students.
You want it all, don't you? You want schools that can provide for children's educational, physical, psychological, sociological, nutritional, and medical needs, but you don't want provide enough funds to hire the professionals or enough teachers to do it.
Who does? I would venture to guess most people side with gnus on that one and just want their children to learn. While parent involvement is very, very important, the kids spend as much time with their teacher as their parents. They should still be able to teach them better than they're doing now. Blaming the parents for everything doesn't make the poor teaching performance go away.
When I was a student teachers assisted with psychological and sociological health. Nutritional care isn't very difficult, one person can make the menu for the whole district. Aside from what can be taken care of by one school nurse in each school, schools shouldn't be taking care of medical needs. If schools stopped spending money on all these 'extras' we could afford to hire more quality teachers, pay them more, and reduce class sizes.
I have trouble understanding this few things, and maybe you guys can help me out with this as you're vehemently opposed to school vouchers:
1. What's more important, a quality education or who's providing it?
2. Why can a private school provide an education for a student that is twice or three times as good, at less then half the cost of a public school? ($10k/student/year vs $5k/student/year)
3. We're all guaranteed an education, which I believe in 100%. Don't you feel like our public schools are failing to provide that? We've been trying for years and years to fix it from the inside very small results, yet people persist to try the same thing. Money is NOT going to fix this problem, the schools are very well funded as it is. The only way we're going to fix this problem (and according to empirical data, it works very well) is by fostering competition in the education field. Why do you think our university system works so well? Because there is TONS of competition, even in our public universities. We need to apply that to our K-12 schools. Liberals always call us conservatives racist and such, yet they feel it's OK to force a child to go to a failing school because their in it's district. Because of the parents income, you will never be able to make a Jefferson perform like a Lincoln, so what we need to do is give the low income kids the choice to attend upper end schools (and not by some discriminatory quota system based on race, income, etc.)
We owe it to the kids to give them the best possible education, be it public or private. People need to focus on that and forget the politics of the whole thing. The bottom line everyone should be looking at is results.
Joey I think you misunderstand what is trying to be said. The problem isn't that schools are trying to do too much. The problem is to truly educate there have to be alot of supports in place. Children cant learn on empty stomachs. Children cant learn when they are sick. Dysfunctional families are easy scape goats, but there is some truth that a bad family situation is distracting and makes it hard for a child to learn in or out of the classroom.
As far as private versus public let me just say this. I have been to both. I spent my first 6 years of schooling in a private school that had a reputation for being very good. That was an undeserved reputation. I then went to an overcrowded set of public schools until I graduated from high school. You really want to make it competition? Then in my personal experience we all loose. The most successful person I grew up with went to public school all the way through HS, went to a private college and now has a damned good job. Want to know the secret? One he was wicked smart, and two his parents were always there, making sure he was involved and engaged.
I am also curious where you got those numbers. They both seem low to me.
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Lorelle, Columbia Valley Cabernet 2011
Purple Moon, Merlot 2011
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14 Hands, Hot to Trot White Blend
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Chateau Ste. Michelle, Cabernet, Indian Wells 2009
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14 Hands, Hot to Trot Red 2009
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Abacela, Vintner's Blend #11
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Januik, Red 2009
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Kirkland, Alexander Valley Merlot 2008
Muga, Rioja Rose 2010
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - Slaughterhouse Five
Kathryn Lance - Pandora's Genes
Cheryl Strayed - Wild
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Jack London - The House of Pride, and Other Tales of Hawaii
Jack Walker - The Extraordinary Rendition of Vincent Dellamaria
Colum McCann - Let the Great World Spin
Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird
Emma McLaughlin & Nicola Kraus - The Nanny Diaries
Brian Selznick - The Invention of Hugo Cabret
Sharon Creech - Walk Two Moons
Keith Richards - Life
F. Sionil Jose - Dusk
Natalie Babbitt - Tuck Everlasting
Justin Halpern - S#*t My Dad Says
Mark Herrmann - The Curmudgeon's Guide to Practicing Law
Barry Glassner - The Gospel of Food
Phil Stanford - The Peyton-Allan Files
Jesse Katz - The Opposite Field
Evelyn Waugh - Brideshead Revisited
J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
David Sedaris - Holidays on Ice
Donald Miller - A Million Miles in a Thousand Years
Mitch Albom - Have a Little Faith
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F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby
William Shakespeare - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Ivan Doig - Bucking the Sun
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Oscar Hijuelos - Mr. Ives' Christmas
Madeline L'Engle - A Wrinkle in Time
Steven Hart - The Last Three Miles
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
Karen Armstrong - The Spiral Staircase
Charles Larson - The Portland Murders
Adrian Wojnarowski - The Miracle of St. Anthony
William H. Colby - Long Goodbye
Steven D. Stark - Meet the Beatles
Phil Stanford - Portland Confidential
Rick Moody - Garden State
Jonathan Schwartz - All in Good Time
David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Anthony Holden - Big Deal
Robert J. Spitzer - The Spirit of Leadership
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Comments (20)
Ha ha - I thought the same thing too. I also liked the propaganda that painted more than half the budget chart classifying teachers pay and schoolbooks in the same category.
Uh huh.
Posted by D | September 19, 2008 11:49 AM
Straight from mailbox to recycle bin.
Posted by NoKids | September 19, 2008 11:50 AM
According to the fine print note inside, it "...cost 22 cents per copy to print and distribute." They go on to "...gratefully acknowledge the support of the generous sponsors who made this report possible." I don't see a list of sponsors so I'm assuming they are thanking the generosity of the Portland taxpayers. As if we had a choice.
Posted by trikldown | September 19, 2008 11:54 AM
"...cost 22 cents per copy to print and distribute."
But how much to write it? To take the photos? To produce the graphs? To design the layout? How much for postage?
Posted by Jack Bog | September 19, 2008 11:56 AM
Take the savings and hire a teacher.
Really!
Posted by none | September 19, 2008 12:15 PM
The sad thing is that the info could probably be distilled down to three sentences on a postcard.
Posted by mp97303 | September 19, 2008 12:16 PM
Just speculating here, but could be that the costs were paid for by the Portland Public Schools Foundation, a non-profit organization that raises contributions from foundations and other private funders. Not to say that it's the best way for them to be spending money, but it would (in my opinion) be better for the foundation to spend it than for the district itself.
But how much to write it? To take the photos? To produce the graphs? To design the layout? How much for postage?
I think "print" is a broad category that means all costs up to the point that it was printed, not just the actual printing of the piece.
Posted by Dave J. | September 19, 2008 2:17 PM
Gee, I guess we need to privatize and deregulate Portland Public Schools, then. I hear that the former directors of Bear Stearns and AIG are looking for jobs.
Posted by joel dan walls | September 19, 2008 2:29 PM
22 cents to print and distribute that? No way.
But that's probably not the biggest lie in the thing.
Posted by Rob Kremer | September 19, 2008 4:00 PM
Fair questions on our schools performance report. I just wanted to let you know that the graphics, photography, tables and text were entirely produced in-house by the same PPS staff who also write and design parent alerts, school brochures, flyers, the monthly e-newsletter and other school publications for the district's 85 schools. (OK, full disclosure, we did use three photos of PPS students we purchased from a local photographer).
Since 84% of families in PPS neighborhoods send their kids to PPS schools, and taxpayers fund that education, we get lots of questions about what kind of results we're getting. We thought this would be a good way to share that information -- and to be honest, we didn't think it had to look bland, just because it's from your schools.
Posted by Robb Cowie, PPS Communications Office | September 19, 2008 4:01 PM
Why does there need to be any communication? Can't the parents just tell by talking to their kids if they are learning anything or not? That method seems to work at our house just fine.
Posted by andy | September 19, 2008 4:21 PM
Good lord that design is beautiful however.
I just gotta say that.
Posted by Samuel John Klein | September 19, 2008 5:06 PM
I'd really rather spend my .22 on getting some clear and consistent communication from my kid's teacher about the homework assignments. Whatever happened to the computerized homework assignment web site? There's no excuse for this kind of mailing in my opinion.
Posted by abs | September 19, 2008 10:05 PM
And even if each piece cost "only" 22 cents, how many did they mail out?
Posted by abs | September 19, 2008 10:12 PM
It's pretty. But why does PPS need an in-house design team? This is bureaucracy in action. We pay our schools to teach our children, yet they add layer upon layer of "adminstrative" staff.
We get cute brochures, and uneducated children. Oh, and guess what? They need more of your money.
Posted by gnus | September 19, 2008 10:32 PM
You want it all, don't you? You want schools that can provide for children's educational, physical, psychological, sociological, nutritional, and medical needs, but you don't want provide enough funds to hire the professionals or enough teachers to do it. You want schools to spend all their time teaching, and also spend all their time educating the parents.
Let's face it, lots of parents suck. They don't take an interest in their children's education (for a variety of reasons). And, now, you blame the school when they have to use slick advertising to break through to the parents who are too enthralled in their televisions.
And when a PPS person comes on here to explain, the first thing that happens is that the words of in-house personnel are twisted into an in-house design team. Education is about communicating information; its not surprising that schools have a number of professionals who can effectively communicate information (in fact, that's a core competency).
Posted by Chris Coyle | September 19, 2008 11:58 PM
Actually, Chris, I want schools that can provide for childrens' educational needs. I'll take care of the rest, if that's okay. I really don't want them involved in my child's medical, nutitional, or other issues.
As it happens, our schools don't seem to be doing a particularly good job in regard to education. That's why colleges are increasingly requiring remedial courses for incoming students.
Posted by gnus | September 20, 2008 11:38 AM
You want it all, don't you? You want schools that can provide for children's educational, physical, psychological, sociological, nutritional, and medical needs, but you don't want provide enough funds to hire the professionals or enough teachers to do it.
Who does? I would venture to guess most people side with gnus on that one and just want their children to learn. While parent involvement is very, very important, the kids spend as much time with their teacher as their parents. They should still be able to teach them better than they're doing now. Blaming the parents for everything doesn't make the poor teaching performance go away.
When I was a student teachers assisted with psychological and sociological health. Nutritional care isn't very difficult, one person can make the menu for the whole district. Aside from what can be taken care of by one school nurse in each school, schools shouldn't be taking care of medical needs. If schools stopped spending money on all these 'extras' we could afford to hire more quality teachers, pay them more, and reduce class sizes.
I have trouble understanding this few things, and maybe you guys can help me out with this as you're vehemently opposed to school vouchers:
1. What's more important, a quality education or who's providing it?
2. Why can a private school provide an education for a student that is twice or three times as good, at less then half the cost of a public school? ($10k/student/year vs $5k/student/year)
3. We're all guaranteed an education, which I believe in 100%. Don't you feel like our public schools are failing to provide that? We've been trying for years and years to fix it from the inside very small results, yet people persist to try the same thing. Money is NOT going to fix this problem, the schools are very well funded as it is. The only way we're going to fix this problem (and according to empirical data, it works very well) is by fostering competition in the education field. Why do you think our university system works so well? Because there is TONS of competition, even in our public universities. We need to apply that to our K-12 schools. Liberals always call us conservatives racist and such, yet they feel it's OK to force a child to go to a failing school because their in it's district. Because of the parents income, you will never be able to make a Jefferson perform like a Lincoln, so what we need to do is give the low income kids the choice to attend upper end schools (and not by some discriminatory quota system based on race, income, etc.)
We owe it to the kids to give them the best possible education, be it public or private. People need to focus on that and forget the politics of the whole thing. The bottom line everyone should be looking at is results.
Posted by Joey Link | September 20, 2008 1:08 PM
I attended Salem PS's from 75-87. Everything was great. Who screwed up our schools? Does anyone have an answer. These schools are a disaster.
Posted by mp97303 | September 20, 2008 2:29 PM
Joey I think you misunderstand what is trying to be said. The problem isn't that schools are trying to do too much. The problem is to truly educate there have to be alot of supports in place. Children cant learn on empty stomachs. Children cant learn when they are sick. Dysfunctional families are easy scape goats, but there is some truth that a bad family situation is distracting and makes it hard for a child to learn in or out of the classroom.
As far as private versus public let me just say this. I have been to both. I spent my first 6 years of schooling in a private school that had a reputation for being very good. That was an undeserved reputation. I then went to an overcrowded set of public schools until I graduated from high school. You really want to make it competition? Then in my personal experience we all loose. The most successful person I grew up with went to public school all the way through HS, went to a private college and now has a damned good job. Want to know the secret? One he was wicked smart, and two his parents were always there, making sure he was involved and engaged.
I am also curious where you got those numbers. They both seem low to me.
Posted by young and maybe stupid | September 20, 2008 5:45 PM