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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Sermonette (with a rim shot)

A reader sends in this inspirational story:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Comments (2)

If Hillary's clock serves as a ceiling fan, then GWB's clock must be lifting various satellites into the atmosphere.

And Rummy's clock, and Rove's clock, and Condi's clock and then there is Dick Cheny's clock....that one has to be producing power for the entire DC area.
They all make Hillary's ceiling fan look like snmall time.
How sad is that?

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