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When it comes to representation in Salem, our family's in a goofy position. Although we live in Portland's close-in Irvington neighborhood, whose eastern boundary is something like NE 27th, we have somehow gotten gerrymandered into House District 45, which extends out past NE 140th. Here's the map -- that's us, waaaaaaaay over in that odd little nubbin on the left. What do we materialistic yuppies have in common with the K-Mart wardrobe people in the apartment farms out by Costco? Precious little. Maybe somebody can ask this guy what the heck was going on. He's on his way out, and so he might give you a straight answer.
Anyway, the other day my state representative, Jackie "Bat" Dingfelder, announced that she is going to run for the State Senate seat being vacated by our current senator, Avel Gordly. (The lines for that Senate district are just as goofy as those of our House district, if not more so.) It's a safe Democrat district, and so whoever wins the primary is in like sin.
Dingfelder's announcement is no surprise. She and Gordly, who was technically an independent, had been holding a bunch of joint town hall meetings in recent months, and it seemed like there was some grooming going on there. But if there had been any doubt previously, a week or two ago it became crystal clear that Dingfelder was making a move, because she mailed out an official-sounding "report to the constituents" flyer touting the achievements of the recently concluded legislative session:
This baby had "campaign literature" written all over it, though not in so many words. Glossy paper, greenish ink mixed in with the black, four pages in all. And it's got everything you'd want in good old campaign junk mail:
Curiously, it doesn't say "recycled paper," "soy ink," or "sustainably produced" anywhere on it -- you're slipping, Ding!
The question of the day is who paid for this thing. It's written in a slick p.r. style that political consultants charge big bucks for -- it has an almost Wiener-esque quality. It must have cost a pretty penny to produce. In the postage corner, we find this:
This couldn't have gone out on the taxpayers' dime -- could it?
Sending out an end of session newsletter is routine for legislators, whether they are running for higher office, leaving office, or staying where they are... It is considered part of their legislative duty to report back to their constituents what happened during session. Some folks do this via email, but then can only reach out to people who are in their database (maybe 1500 out of 20,000 households). So, to get to more people, this newsletter was sent in the mail.
Based on seeing a very, very similar piece sent out from another D rep, my guess is that the House Majority office had a boiler plate that was then shared with the Ds for them to personalize (Dingfelder had a great session as the chair of the Enviro committee, thus mention of the environment). I am also surprised by the lack of recycle bug, but it makes me wonder if maybe the majority office also got the thing printed? Does not seem like she would overlook that detail...Hunt is not known as a great enviro, so...
I get Cannon's newsletter and I think that he and Gordly did some events together. I doubt that he is running for that seat. I think that the senator and two reps often try to do things together to try to improve turnout for town halls (sometimes dismal). As Gordly's aide Sean Cruz is running for her seat as well (per Loaded Orygun yesterday), I highly doubt that she was grooming Dingfelder.
Guess who is sounding more and more like a Republican?
I may be old a cranky, but I'm not that stupid.
Sending out an end of session newsletter is routine for legislators, whether they are running for higher office, leaving office, or staying where they are...
Maybe so, but this one never sent out anything like this to me.
Since you know everything, are you confirming that the taxpayers did pay for this garbage?
I get... I doubt... I think... I highly doubt...
Nothing like an anonymous windbag to start my day.
What's most offensive to me is the boilerplate cliches, though most pols are guilty of dumbing down every communication.
"Safe Communities..." "Putting Children First..." etc etc. Ooookay. When I see these general statements I usually toss it, because it's usually nothing more than hollow self-congratulation. I believe pols DO need to keep constituents informed, but damn, can't we do better?
I guess I'd be more surprised if this didn't go out on your dime, and I'm not surprised you got it now. Even though it may be suspiciously close to election season, it makes sense to send this out if the legislative session just ended.
Here on the other side of the river, I get a brochure like this, with similar platitudes, from each of my local representatives and senators, of both parties, after the session is over and they've had a chance to establish the appropriate spin language.
Charamba, Douro 2008
Horse Heaven Hills, Cabernet 2010
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills Pinot Grigio 2011
Avignonesi, Montepulciano 2004
Lorelle, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir 2011
Villa Antinori, Toscana 2007
Mercedes Eguren, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Lorelle, Columbia Valley Cabernet 2011
Purple Moon, Merlot 2011
Purple Moon, Chardonnnay 2011
Abacela, Vintner's Blend No. 12
Opula Red Blend 2010
Liberte, Pinot Noir 2010
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Indian Wells Red Blend 2010
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 2011
King Estate, Pinot Noir 2011
Famille Perrin, Cotes du Rhone Villages 2010
Columbia Crest, Les Chevaux Red 2010
14 Hands, Hot to Trot White Blend
Familia Bianchi, Malbec 2009
Terrapin Cellars, Pinot Gris 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2009
Campo Viejo, Rioja, Termpranillo 2010
Ravenswood, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2010
Waterbrook, Reserve Merlot 2009
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills, Pinot Grigio 2011
Tarantas, Rose
Chateau Lajarre, Bordeaux 2009
La Vielle Ferme, Rose 2011
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio 2011
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir 2009
Lello, Douro Tinto 2009
Quinson Fils, Cotes de Provence Rose 2011
Anindor, Pinot Gris 2010
Buenas Ondas, Syrah Rose 2010
Les Fiefs d'Anglars, Malbec 2009
14 Hands, Pinot Gris 2011
Conundrum 2012
Condes de Albarei, Albariño 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2007
Penelope Sanchez, Garnacha Syrah 2010
Canoe Ridge, Merlot 2007
Atalaya do Mar, Godello 2010
Vega Montan, Mencia
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir, Marlborough 2009
Portuga, Rose 2011
Revelation, Chardonnay, Pays d'Oc 2010
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 2005
Monte Alto, Tinto Reserva 2005
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Cabernet, Indian Wells 2009
Espiral, Vinho Rose
Vin-Koru, Pinot Gris 2011
14 Hands, Hot to Trot Red 2009
Rodney Strong, Cabernet, Sonoma 2009
Abacela, Vintner's Blend #11
Portuga, White 2010
La Bourgeoisie, Red 2009
Januik, Red 2009
Three Rivers, River's Red 2008
Kirkland, Alexander Valley Merlot 2008
Muga, Rioja Rose 2010
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Vineyard 10 White
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Pinot Gris, Columbia Valley 2009
L'Hortus, Rose de Saignee 2010
Maculan, Pino & Toi 2008
McKinley Springs, Bombing Range Red 2008
Trader Joe's Pinot Gris 2009
Montes Alpha, Cabernet 2007
Gran Sasso, Sangiovese, Terre di Chieti 2009
Garda, Classico Chiaretto Rose
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1999
Picos del Montgo, Tempranillo 2008
Chateau de Montmirail, Vacqueyras 2008
La Granja 360, Syrah 2009
Montgras, Carmenere Reserva 2009
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet 2008
Kirkland, Pinot Grigio 2010
Trader Joe's Coastal Syrah 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Merlot 2008
Trader Joe's Coastal Chardonnay 2009
Vieux Papes Red
Domaine de l'Aujardiere, Chardonnay 2009
Santa Rita, Cabernet, Medalla Real 2007
Penfold's, Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet 2008
Guild, Red, Lot #02 2008
Dievole, Dievolino Sangiovese 2008
Laforet, Burgogne Chardonnay 2009
Columbia Winery, Merlot 2007
Bonterra, Cabernet 2008
Elk Cove, Pinot Gris 2009
Maquis Lien 2006
Scott Paul, Pinot Noir, Le Paulee 2007
The Occasional Book
Neil Young - Waging Heavy Peace
Mark Bego - Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul (2012 ed.)
Jenny Lawson - Let's Pretend This Never Happened
J.D. Salinger - Franny and Zooey
Charles Dickens - A Christmas Carol
Timothy Egan - The Big Burn
Deborah Eisenberg - Transactions in a Foreign Currency
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - Slaughterhouse Five
Kathryn Lance - Pandora's Genes
Cheryl Strayed - Wild
Fyodor Dostoyevsky - The Brothers Karamazov
Jack London - The House of Pride, and Other Tales of Hawaii
Jack Walker - The Extraordinary Rendition of Vincent Dellamaria
Colum McCann - Let the Great World Spin
Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird
Emma McLaughlin & Nicola Kraus - The Nanny Diaries
Brian Selznick - The Invention of Hugo Cabret
Sharon Creech - Walk Two Moons
Keith Richards - Life
F. Sionil Jose - Dusk
Natalie Babbitt - Tuck Everlasting
Justin Halpern - S#*t My Dad Says
Mark Herrmann - The Curmudgeon's Guide to Practicing Law
Barry Glassner - The Gospel of Food
Phil Stanford - The Peyton-Allan Files
Jesse Katz - The Opposite Field
Evelyn Waugh - Brideshead Revisited
J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
David Sedaris - Holidays on Ice
Donald Miller - A Million Miles in a Thousand Years
Mitch Albom - Have a Little Faith
C.S. Lewis - The Magician's Nephew
F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby
William Shakespeare - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Ivan Doig - Bucking the Sun
Penda Diakité - I Lost My Tooth in Africa
Grace Lin - The Year of the Rat
Oscar Hijuelos - Mr. Ives' Christmas
Madeline L'Engle - A Wrinkle in Time
Steven Hart - The Last Three Miles
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
Karen Armstrong - The Spiral Staircase
Charles Larson - The Portland Murders
Adrian Wojnarowski - The Miracle of St. Anthony
William H. Colby - Long Goodbye
Steven D. Stark - Meet the Beatles
Phil Stanford - Portland Confidential
Rick Moody - Garden State
Jonathan Schwartz - All in Good Time
David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Anthony Holden - Big Deal
Robert J. Spitzer - The Spirit of Leadership
James McManus - Positively Fifth Street
Jeff Noon - Vurt
Road Work
Miles run year to date: 21
At this date last year: 52
Total run in 2012: 129
In 2011: 113
In 2010: 125
In 2009: 67
In 2008: 28
In 2007: 113
In 2006: 100
In 2005: 149
In 2004: 204
In 2003: 269
Comments (13)
Looks vaguely familiar.
Posted by telecom | August 8, 2007 6:01 AM
Guess who is sounding more and more like a Republican?
That's alright Jack, many of us go through a change of life as we age and begin to see a pattern.
Posted by Abe | August 8, 2007 7:00 AM
Those apartment farms are primarily Hispanic now, so perhaps the D's are trying to diversify your ever-whitening neck of the woods.
Posted by PMG | August 8, 2007 7:02 AM
Maybe somebody can ask this guy what the heck was going on.
Sure someone could ask Billy if you don't expect the truth...
Posted by rinowatch | August 8, 2007 7:21 AM
Sending out an end of session newsletter is routine for legislators, whether they are running for higher office, leaving office, or staying where they are... It is considered part of their legislative duty to report back to their constituents what happened during session. Some folks do this via email, but then can only reach out to people who are in their database (maybe 1500 out of 20,000 households). So, to get to more people, this newsletter was sent in the mail.
Based on seeing a very, very similar piece sent out from another D rep, my guess is that the House Majority office had a boiler plate that was then shared with the Ds for them to personalize (Dingfelder had a great session as the chair of the Enviro committee, thus mention of the environment). I am also surprised by the lack of recycle bug, but it makes me wonder if maybe the majority office also got the thing printed? Does not seem like she would overlook that detail...Hunt is not known as a great enviro, so...
I get Cannon's newsletter and I think that he and Gordly did some events together. I doubt that he is running for that seat. I think that the senator and two reps often try to do things together to try to improve turnout for town halls (sometimes dismal). As Gordly's aide Sean Cruz is running for her seat as well (per Loaded Orygun yesterday), I highly doubt that she was grooming Dingfelder.
Posted by Former Capitol Staffer | August 8, 2007 8:18 AM
Guess who is sounding more and more like a Republican?
I may be old a cranky, but I'm not that stupid.
Sending out an end of session newsletter is routine for legislators, whether they are running for higher office, leaving office, or staying where they are...
Maybe so, but this one never sent out anything like this to me.
Since you know everything, are you confirming that the taxpayers did pay for this garbage?
I get... I doubt... I think... I highly doubt...
Nothing like an anonymous windbag to start my day.
Dingfelder had a great session
Depends on whom you ask, I guess.
Posted by Jack Bog | August 8, 2007 8:38 AM
What's most offensive to me is the boilerplate cliches, though most pols are guilty of dumbing down every communication.
"Safe Communities..." "Putting Children First..." etc etc. Ooookay. When I see these general statements I usually toss it, because it's usually nothing more than hollow self-congratulation. I believe pols DO need to keep constituents informed, but damn, can't we do better?
Posted by TKrueg | August 8, 2007 10:44 AM
67.138.101.226 = both "Former Capitol Staffer" and "Disappointed and Soon to Be Former Reader of the Bog" = Troll Who Won't Be Commenting Here Again
Posted by Jack Bog | August 8, 2007 10:58 AM
I guess I'd be more surprised if this didn't go out on your dime, and I'm not surprised you got it now. Even though it may be suspiciously close to election season, it makes sense to send this out if the legislative session just ended.
Here on the other side of the river, I get a brochure like this, with similar platitudes, from each of my local representatives and senators, of both parties, after the session is over and they've had a chance to establish the appropriate spin language.
Posted by Jud | August 8, 2007 11:12 AM
suspiciously close to election season
Actually, it isn't. But it is suspiciously close to her early announcement.
Who wrote the copy for this thing? What did they charge us?
Posted by Jack Bog | August 8, 2007 11:19 AM
When it comes to representation in Salem, we're all in a goofy position.
Posted by Auggie | August 8, 2007 11:25 AM
PMG; Those apartment farms...
JK: I suggest we start calling them Godzilla Apartments or Goszilla apartment farms.
Thanks
JK
Posted by jim karlock | August 8, 2007 1:09 PM
Re: "election season"
Sorry, I was caught up in a frenzy. We got some primary ballots in the mail this week.
Posted by Jud | August 8, 2007 1:31 PM