This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on April 6, 2007 2:18 AM. The previous post in this blog was Break out the knockers. The next post in this blog is Memo to the jokers at the O. Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

E-mail, Feeds, 'n' Stuff

Friday, April 6, 2007

Flushed with anger

From Cousin Jim, and I quote:

if covering the seat with toilet paper so as to ensure that your precious heiney cheeks never touch anything but toilet paper makes you happy, that’s fine, BUT when you are finished, kindly flush the g*ddamned a*s paper down the toilet. Don’t leave it for the next poor slob ME to flush your g*ddamned Howard Hughes a*s-protection paper down the toilet.
The whole thing is here. "Let me say this," indeed.

Comments (3)

Those toilet seat covers are for the birds. I especially like the routine in those "hands-free" stalls, like, say, in the airport. You carefully place the tissue over the seat, tearing the center flap partway out so that it drops into the bowl. Then, when you straighten up to admire your handiwork, the automatic flush whisks it away, unused. . . .

There is some jerk in my office who always refuses to flush the toilet...I can only assume he doesn't want to touch the potty handle.

I have always wondered if he refuses to touch the handle in his own home. That would be a relationship limiting decision at my house.

"Why does it hurt when I pee?"

"I caught it from the toilet seat"

Frank Zappa from Joe's Garage; words for any occasion (or blog post).

Posted by Mike | April 10, 2007 7:23 PM

[Posted as indicated; restored later.]

Clicky Web Analytics