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Thursday, November 3, 2005

Don't get any ideas, Sledgehammer!

While I'm on the subject of Randy Leonard today, let's hope he doesn't see this story. He might be inspired by it!

Posted at 12:36 PM | Permalink

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Hmmmm. Maybe Isaac can let me know how I would go about creating a Municipal Court.

Posted by Randy Leonard | November 3, 2005 6:29 PM

When I read the article, I was actually very shocked and I was about to fire off a rant. Then I thought, "Well, I would be embarrassed if I reacted on the fly without checking the story...surely this is a spoof of some sort." Would a municipality really spend over a thousand dollars to prosecute someone for not filing a $1.15 tax deficiency? The fact that the paper's name is The Enquirer made me even more suspicious.

So, I clicked on the home page of the paper. The lead article? Goat jumping on a trampoline helps a kid with the ADHD. There are even pictures of the jumping goat and the happy boy.

Now I am convinced this paper is a spoof but then I notice it is the Cincinnati Enquirer. I lived in Louisville KY just down the road a bit from Cin and I recognize the paper as being legit, despite the happily jumping goat.

Then I see the following article and I remember why I moved back to Portland despite all that Jack laments about and which I tend to agree:

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051104/NEWS01/511040412

Shooting in downtown Portland, sure, but very sporadic compared to cities of like size around the country. At least Portland didn't have a 84 yr old man getting two rounds in the chest when 3 kids are upset the old man ran out of dimes that he was giving out as Halloween treats.

This takes me to my original rant: sometimes I wonder if my three deployments to the Middle East really "protects freedoms and liberties in America" and that old chestnut when I read about unemployed citizens potentially having a criminal conviction and fines stemming from a $1.15 tax liability, 84 yr old men being gunned down over a dime Halloween treat, and the lead article in the paper being about jumping goats curing ADHD.

Posted by Travis | November 4, 2005 8:22 AM

I got the article at the link, and it starts like this:
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BATAVIA � A Loveland woman pleaded not guilty this morning to four criminal charges stemming from her failure to file city tax returns and not paying late fees on her $1.16 tax bill.

Deborah Combs appeared in Clermont County Municipal Court with her attorneys, and entered the pleas before Judge James A. Shriver.
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Commissioner Leonard, the city of Portland could establish a municipal court under ORS 221.336, which authorizes any city in the state to do so. The city used to have a municipal court in a bygone era, but transferred that function to Multnomah County some years ago.

Posted by Isaac Laquedem | November 4, 2005 2:25 PM

In Vino Veritas

Charamba, Douro 2008
Horse Heaven Hills, Cabernet 2010
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills Pinot Grigio 2011
Avignonesi, Montepulciano 2004
Lorelle, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir 2011
Villa Antinori, Toscana 2007
Mercedes Eguren, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Lorelle, Columbia Valley Cabernet 2011
Purple Moon, Merlot 2011
Purple Moon, Chardonnnay 2011
Abacela, Vintner's Blend No. 12
Opula Red Blend 2010
Liberte, Pinot Noir 2010
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Indian Wells Red Blend 2010
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 2011
King Estate, Pinot Noir 2011
Famille Perrin, Cotes du Rhone Villages 2010
Columbia Crest, Les Chevaux Red 2010
14 Hands, Hot to Trot White Blend
Familia Bianchi, Malbec 2009
Terrapin Cellars, Pinot Gris 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2009
Campo Viejo, Rioja, Termpranillo 2010
Ravenswood, Cabernet Sauvignon 2009
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2010
Waterbrook, Reserve Merlot 2009
Lorelle, Horse Heaven Hills, Pinot Grigio 2011
Tarantas, Rose
Chateau Lajarre, Bordeaux 2009
La Vielle Ferme, Rose 2011
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio 2011
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir 2009
Lello, Douro Tinto 2009
Quinson Fils, Cotes de Provence Rose 2011
Anindor, Pinot Gris 2010
Buenas Ondas, Syrah Rose 2010
Les Fiefs d'Anglars, Malbec 2009
14 Hands, Pinot Gris 2011
Conundrum 2012
Condes de Albarei, Albariño 2011
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2007
Penelope Sanchez, Garnacha Syrah 2010
Canoe Ridge, Merlot 2007
Atalaya do Mar, Godello 2010
Vega Montan, Mencia
Benvolio, Pinot Grigio
Nobilo Icon, Pinot Noir, Marlborough 2009
Portuga, Rose 2011
Revelation, Chardonnay, Pays d'Oc 2010
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 2005
Monte Alto, Tinto Reserva 2005
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Cabernet, Indian Wells 2009
Espiral, Vinho Rose
Vin-Koru, Pinot Gris 2011
14 Hands, Hot to Trot Red 2009
Rodney Strong, Cabernet, Sonoma 2009
Abacela, Vintner's Blend #11
Portuga, White 2010
La Bourgeoisie, Red 2009
Januik, Red 2009
Three Rivers, River's Red 2008
Kirkland, Alexander Valley Merlot 2008
Muga, Rioja Rose 2010
Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Vineyard 10 White
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Pinot Gris, Columbia Valley 2009
L'Hortus, Rose de Saignee 2010
Maculan, Pino & Toi 2008
McKinley Springs, Bombing Range Red 2008
Trader Joe's Pinot Gris 2009
Montes Alpha, Cabernet 2007
Gran Sasso, Sangiovese, Terre di Chieti 2009
Garda, Classico Chiaretto Rose
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1999
Picos del Montgo, Tempranillo 2008
Chateau de Montmirail, Vacqueyras 2008
La Granja 360, Syrah 2009
Montgras, Carmenere Reserva 2009
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet 2008
Kirkland, Pinot Grigio 2010
Trader Joe's Coastal Syrah 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Merlot 2008
Trader Joe's Coastal Chardonnay 2009
Vieux Papes Red
Domaine de l'Aujardiere, Chardonnay 2009
Santa Rita, Cabernet, Medalla Real 2007
Penfold's, Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet 2008
Guild, Red, Lot #02 2008
Dievole, Dievolino Sangiovese 2008
Laforet, Burgogne Chardonnay 2009
Columbia Winery, Merlot 2007
Bonterra, Cabernet 2008
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Jack Walker - The Extraordinary Rendition of Vincent Dellamaria
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Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
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Sharon Creech - Walk Two Moons
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Penda Diakité - I Lost My Tooth in Africa
Grace Lin - The Year of the Rat
Oscar Hijuelos - Mr. Ives' Christmas
Madeline L'Engle - A Wrinkle in Time
Steven Hart - The Last Three Miles
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
Karen Armstrong - The Spiral Staircase
Charles Larson - The Portland Murders
Adrian Wojnarowski - The Miracle of St. Anthony
William H. Colby - Long Goodbye
Steven D. Stark - Meet the Beatles
Phil Stanford - Portland Confidential
Rick Moody - Garden State
Jonathan Schwartz - All in Good Time
David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Anthony Holden - Big Deal
Robert J. Spitzer - The Spirit of Leadership
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Miles run year to date: 21
At this date last year: 52
Total run in 2012: 129
In 2011: 113
In 2010: 125
In 2009: 67
In 2008: 28
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In 2006: 100
In 2005: 149
In 2004: 204
In 2003: 269